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Guadalajara Joe

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I'm toyotally popular
Hecka mainstream
Sometimes I rock maker's
Other times Jim Beam
I solve problems with unexplainable answers
And my goal in life is to be a Soul Train dancer

Got my balls botoxed at the mall
Got a free pair of mesh pants with the deal
The girls screamed yes yes y'all
When I go camping it's in tents
I got s'mores so big
My landlord pays me the rent
And i like to wear bear suits around the fire
Fine ladies snuggle up to me
When I'm watching knightrider
My favorite beer is tecate
My favorite thing to do besides sleep in
Is to party!
Hot naked ladies excite me
I like to rub oils and lotions
All over their bodies!
We discuss shallow topics like the weather
I make them all wet
Then we build hot times together!

I'm toyotally popular
Hecka mainstream
Sometimes I rock maker's
Other times Jim Beam
I solve problems with unexplainable answers
And my goal in life is to be a Soul Train dancer

Tequila and cranberry juice is rather tasty
After guzzlin' a few of those
I'm rather wasted
Then slurred words are the norm
When I'm in that state it allows all the women
To seduce my big worm
Pleasure principal is the key
Actually
I'm not exactly
Sure what that means
It was Janet Jackson's hit song from '87
If i drove a Camero
The gas pedal i'd be reving
Peelin' out in the target parking lot
Showin off my engine
And my tatoo of braveheart
Just kidding i ain't got no tattoos
But i'm gonna get a yin yang one on my ankle
With a dolphin going through a hoop

I'm toyotally popular
Hecka mainstream
Sometimes I rock maker's
Other times Jim Beam
I solve problems with unexplainable answers
And my goal in life is to be a Soul Train dancer

 Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!