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Ghosts on a Trampoline

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Respect this crippin', I mean like cripples (I mean like cripples)
My ankles brittle and they squishy like some pickles (Squish)
I got crossed in the park playing pickup (Hah)
Can't even bend over to pick up a nickel (Bling)
That's kinda hard for me 'cause I'm Jewish ('Cause I'm Jewish)
And I'm thirsty for that money like a student (Money like a student)
Culturally we ain't bout the talking (Shh)
Rico but I walk around with crumbs in my pocket
Crumbs in the bed I eat when it's bedtime (Good night)
I brush my teeth with a pineapple enzyme (Shh shh shh)
F*ck with dead guys gang in my wallet
Gang gang in my bank account and my faucet
Got drip so these pipes stay leaking (Drip drip drip)
Me and these old white men go antiquing (Go antiquing)
Pine-Sol keeps the marble floors squeaking (Squeak)
Pine Fresh how the kush stay reeking (Yeah)
Need my calcium I'm lactose intolerant
I feel like Future how I'm fat hoes intolerant
Booty soft like the ass hold some collagen
Make me PM I'll put bad hoes in Parliament
Yeah it goes on and on
Feel like Paul Rudd how I last so long
They talking down on me they the fake Yodas
Got me in my bowl bouta do some baked yoga (Uh)

Ayy! I got Paul Rudd in a pinto (In a pinto)
Call my bitch Sasha Grey with the dick though (Dick though)
You a kid you get kicked out the window (Out the window)
Even Jared had to pass like Quiznos
Ayy! I got Paul Rudd in a pinto (Drive bitch)
Put it together Paul Simon my bitch bro (Bitch bro)
Nips flat and round like bingo (Like bingo)
And I'm all up in that booty like Dig Dug (Dig dig dig!)

I got Paul Rudd in my pintos
And I'm talkin' bout the bean burritos
Ant-Man blood season my elotes
I'm tryna eat Paul Rudd like Chipotle
Boil his limbs then eat the muscles
Served with a side of some toasted brussels (Toasted brussels)
Yo, I don't always eat people (I don't always eat)
But when I do, Don Cheadle
LetEmKno we finna blow up like ISIS
And ya girl got gingivitis
Hey, that's a foul thing for you to say to me
Sorry sis, check ya toothpaste recipe
I don't know what to do about these immigrants
But Jeffrey Epstein sure was innocent
JK, I was being ironic
Like the CGI guys from the live action Sonic
Damn son, I be smokin' on the chronic
Scars hide where we keep 'em safe like chronic
Cruisin down Taconic Paul Rudd in the back
With a colony of maggots Gettin' Jiggy in the Rudd Sack
F*ck meth, I'm crystal ballin
Genocide the beat like Josef Stalin
Spread some Vegemite on Paul Rudd's pinky
Misunderstood like Ted Kaczynski

Ayy! I got Paul Rudd in a pinto (In a pinto)
Call my bitch Eva Yi with the deepthroat, ayy! (Dick though)
Throw a contract out the window (Out the window)
Even dinero had to pass like a gringo
I got Karl Marx in a pinto (Drive bitch)
Put it together Paul Rudd is my bitch bro damn (Bitch bro)
Nips flat and round like bingo (Like bingo)
And I'm all up in that booty like dig dug (Dig dig dig!)

Yo they call me Pauly Ruddy gettin' muddy in your underpants
Throwin' mad hands causin' havoc at the contra dance
Smokin' with the Taliban, payin' for my medicine
Fornicating in a mattress store they call me paladin
Catch me at an Arby's in a sock puppet manikin
Lost all of my laundry at my moms house so I'm panickin
Yeah you heard me puppets, I'm a man of the hood
I'm gettin' paid on the way 'cause it's finger lickin' good
Put me in coach, fingers in my toast
Suck all of my digits like a horny ass camel
Who's been losing tooth enamel in a sweaty checkered flannel
Back on Disney channel solar panels
Infiltrate the Pentagon got a handle on this scandal
Like I'm cookin' with some cardamom

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