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Craig M. Johnson

Craig M. Johnson (born April 21, 1971) is an American politician and former Democratic Party member of the New York State Senate for the 7th district. more »

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When I went to the market to stock up on supplies 
What I found I must admit it took me by surprise

For toilet paper and some soup and some cough syrup  for the croup
I got there too late for my troups Thanks corona virus

For paper towels meat and cheese a box of tissues for my sneeze 
You'd think this was a big disease
Thanks corona virus
In all my days upon this earth 
I've  never had to fight  
To get a roll of toilet paper for half of the night
The blushing clerk looks at the line
The stockboy he is doing fine  

I'd rather have his job than mine  thanks corona virus

The school is closed the kids are home 
We're all inside stuck in a dome 
They'll  go to classes on their phone 
Thanks corona virus
The teacher comes right through the screen it really is a  stirring scene
It makes the student's mind so keen thanks corona virus

In all my days upon this earth I never thought I'd hear 
I'm bored so many times when reading will e yum Shakespeare 
Pajamas lying on the floor small toys are blocking all the doors  
I'm picking them up on all fours! Thanks corona virus

The restaurant just down the street they'd have a tasty bite to eat 
You can't come within fifty feet! Thanks corona virus
But you can order food online delivered grub will taste just fine
And tip the driver for their time thanks corona virus
In all my days I never thought I'd see what I've just seen 
I'm fighting with my own offspring to keep their bathroom clean 
My wife is walking 'round the floor She's so fed up one day I'm sure 
She'll drag me in and lock the door Thanks corona virus

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