Aldi (Freestyle)

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Eltronic

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Hmm... a freestyle about Aldi
Why not f*ck it I muzzle collect the royalties

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Aye

I walk into Aldi
I saw a couple of elderly
I said did they help and they said they were fine and I got all my items

A few hours lately I went somewhere to dine
Then I went home to opened a packet of chips and turn on the tv
And there goes another Aldi ade

Saying alcohol is on special now
Gotta head over there tomorrow and stock up

Before I leave the house I need to lock up

I look at time on my phone now
And I gotta to go to sleep

Yeah
Wake the f*ck up it's 4 o'clock
Time to get some more alcohol

Yeah go to Aldi
F*ck it i'm here
I muzzle buy more stuff while I'm here

I'll get a packet of chips
Packet of eclipse
Coffee cream
Maybe a supreme pizza

Will this bottle be enough for tonight for everyone
I don't know let's go back to the liqaure section
See whats on special
Hmm...

Jim Bean, Baileys, Country Cream, Calton Dry
What should I buy?
Corna?
No thank you ill pass

Toilet paper yeah I need some
Gotta go to the service desk to get a role
Finally, get out of Aldi

Yeah
Let go home and get this party started

On the way home I see people driving an Audi
Going to Aldi
Leaving the Aldi car park
It looks like everyone going to be smashed tonight

The amount of drinks they are storing in their car is insane
Yeah
Everyone is getting lose tonight
Getting smashed on Friday
Non-stop during the weekend
Yeah

Aldi seems to the be the hot spot
When you drink to much you have a warm stomach
Yeah let's get some hot scotch

Aye

There's a reason why they have a picture of a skeleton on dangerous things

I guess alcohol?
But more... chili sauce
But alcohol is a killer

Yeah
I think I might have chicken tomorrow night
Aldi seems to the place to be
The prices are cheap and they have their own brand

But I like store that have everything that's just me
Sorry Aldi this freestyle was a challenge

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