University of Bad Choices

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UBC, UBC, parking lot with luxury
UBC, UBC. shut your mouth and pay your fees
UBC, UBC, construction out on every street
UBC, UBC, problems with the SSC 
 
They told me to enroll with Gateman, I told them that sounds like a bait man 
Decided to risk it and run for the biscuit, but now your boy's stuck on probation
Maybe I just need a tutor, like getaway drivers need shooters
Or maybe I'll just hit up WeChat channels and cop a GPA booster 
Pop an addy I'm sweating, my major choice I'm regretting 
What's another year of tuition payments? It's daddy's money I'm betting
I think I'll just pull up to Pit Night, turn the night into a lit night
Tell my parents I'm a UBC boy and that they just need to sit tight 
 
UBC, UBC, parking lot with luxury
UBC, UBC. shut your mouth and pay your fees
UBC, UBC, construction out on every street
UBC, UBC, problems with the SSC 

Now its year two and I feel like a king, the UBC Sauron, the lord of the ring
I'm movin from totem, I'm feeling so golden, at least Ponderosa is closer to SWING 
My GPA's climbing up higher and higher, but all of this cramming is making me tired
To ace the MCAT and get the fat stacks, medical school is my biggest desire
I hope I can keep up the act long enough, they'll see through it one day and call on my bluff
Burnout is real, no class is a steal, nobody said that this wouldn't be tough 
I gotta stay humble I gotta stay grinding, and block out the negative thoughts that I'm finding 
Degrees are a marathon never a race, sometimes just need some reminding  

UBC, UBC, parking lot with luxury
UBC, UBC. shut your mouth and pay your fees
UBC, UBC, construction out on every street
UBC, UBC, problems with the SSC 

Officially third year; been here for four. Just want a 60; not asking for more
Course registration such a frustration, the rich getting richer the poorer get poor
All my core classes were filled by my date, you fourth year ******* gon' make me grad late
I could be working instead of just lurking, UBC Reddit and sealing my fate
I used to call myself premed, then realized I was braindead
College is all about finding yourself man, it's time that you got acquainted
I just might go and pledge beta, or maybe I'll go and rush theta 
Entangled in frats don't know which one to pick, you might as well just call me Jada

UBC, UBC, parking lot with luxury
UBC, UBC, shut your mouth and pay your fees
UBC, UBC, construction out on every street
UBC, UBC, problems with the SSC 

Fourth year arrives to a miserable end, LinkedIn is bare and without a girlfriend
Degree is a paper six years up in vapour, there's only so many CV's I can send
Maybe I should've enrolled in more clubs, and gotten an office on second floor SUB 
AMS titles which seem to be vital to seeking a job and then not getting snubbed 
Lined up again for a gown and a cap, ready to give my boy santa some dap
It's convocation and then it's vacation, and then it's getting my career on the map 
This experience is something I'll carry with me, working so hard for my uni degree
Made it through years but now I got fears, of where my life in a decade will be

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