Weed Life or Die
The Doobley Bros
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Weed life, or die! We take one puff and get high! Weed life, or die! We take one puff and get high! Yo I take one puff, and I'm in a haze Yeah, I take one puff and I'm stoned for days My eyes are so red, they look full of blood Look at my glass bong, and it's full of bud Take a fat rip so I don't gotta take another Just one is all I need then I pass it my brother One hit is all I need I can't stress this enough If I take another hit I get stressed from the puff If I get too high, it stops to feel good Do you want another hit? I don't think that I should Getting blazed, makes me feel amazed I close my eyes and see a psychedelic maze I can barely remember who I am or how to speak Gotta love when your marijuana trip starts to peak! Weed's intense, that's why it's fun You want a second hit? No, I think I'm good with one Weed life, or die! We take one puff and get high! Weed life, or die! We take one puff and get high! We got a nephew Scott, Scott is always ripped Scott's surprisingly cool for a pretty shy kid He's in 10th grade, but a really cool stoner I bet he's not a loner, be my friend if I was younger Yo, Scott, hey, real stoner talk Are you scared of getting caught By our sister or the cops? You see your uncles at Thanksgiving Do you think that we're lame?! Well buddy, we're all vets in the marijuana game Your stupid classmates prolly think weed's overwhelming But not us, Scott, we hotbox any building We behave really normal Even when the weed's potent Same as always when we're high Prolly why you've never noticed Yo, our sister's son, our blood and pride You can blaze with us Scott, you don't have to hide! We're two Doobley Bros with no kids (None!) So you've always felt like our estranged son. You always look tired and that's so cool Do you smoke before school? That would really rule Blowing trees, getting high Yeah, we think it's so tight Be honest Scott, this is the stuff you like, right? Weed life, or die! We take one puff and get high! Getting high is a hobby My sister is your mommy Scott and us together know that Cheech and Chong is funny We never narcin' on our nephew (no, no!) We get higher than the Jets do (yo, yo!) Not talkin' wide receiver Eric Decker (NFL!) Saying weed is our jet fuel (weed is our jet fuel!) We can both hold a hit for close to a minute No coughing like a baby This is grown up business Pot doesn't make me worry, I only enjoy it A bong is the coolest toy that I've eva hoid of At first we tried weed and thought it was too crazy But Scott it seems to me that you're ripped on the daily So we matched your swag and gave it another try! And now we're screaming out, weed life or die! (Weed life or die!) I mean, you DO do this stuff, right, lil' Scotty? Cause I'm so high right now I'm coming out of my body I think I ended up taking five hits of this stuff I should have known my limit One was more than enough! Damn, Scott you're 16 and very cool! And if you don't think we're tight We'll drown ourselves in our pool! Haa ha ha just playin' man, but f'real, what's up? Please say that we're cool so we can stop smoking this blunt God he's right, Scott, we're so high and so scared I don't feel good, I just feel scared I'm worried if life will ever go back to normal What if I just snapped? Like I just snapped My brain's never felt this way and it doesn't seem OK Scott you've smoked weed before, does it ever go away? I need to know how, how long does it take to come down? I wanna throw myself in the pool and drown! I can't believe this stuff just seems to grow from the ground All I can think of is Bugs Bunny with a gun mowing everyone down F*ck, f*ck man, god I don't feel okay He's going to the center of town, get out of there, Porky! Do you know at all if this was laced Does anyone know at all if this was laced with anything? Only Elmer could stop him, but he's already dead Scott Scott you were saying earlier this is laced Wait, we brought SCOTT, Scott did you say earlier this weed is laced We brought, the weed, I'm pretty sure, the, it's ours Who did we, okay Okay we brought the weed you know that for sure? I mean I'm pretty sure, I don't know! I think Scott was saying something earlier quietly about how the weed is laced But he was trying to say it quietly But I can hear him because my ears are more sensitive right now Dude, I'm looking around, and I'm not sure Scott is even here Scott, did you say, No, dude, yeah, that's not our nephew Scott That's a painting of our childhood hero Roald Dahl Oh. Damn. Roald Dahl looks like our nephew Scott Our nephew Scott looks like our sister, and she looks like us Maybe we look like Roald Dahl You're so smart dude That's why you're a good brother Doobleys forever, thanks for calming me down Ha! Please, just hold me back so I don't jump in the pool and drown!
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Written by: Alosha Robinson, Connett Croghan
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