Pear Salad

[Inaudible Hours]

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[Inaudible Hours]


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Gotta go, gotta go, stretch my willie out, It's always good to squeeze one out, you know
Gotta, gotta go, stretch my willie out, squeeze one out before I get on stage

Way back then I used to date a skinny chick
We were so in love man I was full of it
Boutta get her a ring she broke my heart
So, you know I had to start back at the beginning
Then, two years down the line I met this pretty pear 
Three years later, yeah, we still going strong, like Neil
Shout out to my sister JF for giving me the push, she the real MVP

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Never know what you gonna get till you find it
If you ain't got no titties, I don't mind it 
If you ain't shaped like a pear, I don't want it

I still drive my parent's sedan, it's ok if you never wanna see me again
Know that you'll get triggered like a K-Pop stan
Know that Newports be yo favorite brand
Tell me why I'm not sober and you still look like a fucking man

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Never know what you gonna get till you find it
If you ain't got no titties, I don't mind it 
If you ain't shaped like a pear, I don't want it

Gotta go, gotta go, stretch my willie out, It's always good to squeeze one out, you know
Gotta, gotta go, stretch my willie out, squeeze one out before I get on stage
Gotta go, gotta go, stretch my willie out, It's always good to squeeze one out, you know
Gotta, gotta
A go, stretch my willie out, squeeze one out before I get on stage

Yuh, I dont give a f*ck, I'm just trynna bust a big ol' fucking nut, yuh
Rather have a thicc bitch over a skinny cuz you know they got that gawk, uh huh
Lemme get a bitch with some thicc thighs and a side of butt, talking bout that motherfucking dump truck
Damn big ol' ass in the pit, got me lit in this bitch, like a bic, uh huh

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Never know what you gonna get till you find it
If you ain't got no titties, I don't mind it 
If you ain't shaped like a pear, I don't want it
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Never know what you gonna get till you find it
If you ain't got no titties, I don't mind it 
If you ain't shaped like a pear, I don't want it

Gotta go, gotta go, stretch my willie out, It's always good to squeeze one out, you know

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Written by: J C, Noah Wise

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