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I think the political and social chaos we are seeing on every side
Reflects an underlying biological crisis
The end of the human line
All species are doomed from conception, like all individuals
Evolution did not come to a reverent halt with homo sapiens
We have the technologies to recreate a flawed artifact
And to produce improved and variegated models designed for space conditions
Perhaps there is still time

Is this being done or even considered
Back to the church, the home and the family
Back to the simple American virtues that made this country great 
And can make this country great again

If I may be allowed a flight of whimsy involving articulate dinosaurs
A wise old dinosaur addresses a convocation of his tribe
Fellow reptiles I do not hesitate to tell you that we face grave problems
And I do not hesitate to tell you that we have the answer
Size is the answer
Increased size
There are those who say that size is not the answer
There are those who even propose that we pollute our pure reptilian strains with Mammalian amalgamations and cross-breeding
And I say to you that if the only way I could survive was by mating with egg-eating rats
Then I would choose not to survive
But we will survive
We will increase both in size and in numbers
And we will continue to dominate this planet as we have done for 300 million years
Bigger is better and biggest is best
Armored models thump their tails in earthshaking applause
Herbivorous dines waddle and splash in swamp mud
Carnivores bare their huge fangs, dripping streamers of saliva in approval

But a wise old dine turns sadly from the TV and addresses his offspring
Son, it's the end of the line
We are ugly idiot babbling beasts
Some of us are 60 feet long with a brain the size of a walnut
Where can this end
In a natural history museum, our bones gawked at by pimply adolescents
Say, I wonder how big his prick was
Their turn will come
Back to the home and the family, back to simple virtues
But biologically speaking, the one direction you can't go is back
It's the law
Dolphins lived on land at one time
We know that because they have air-breathing lungs
Now that they have returned to the sea, it might be handy to reclaim their lost gills

No glod clom fliday

An evolutionary step that involves biologic alterations is irretrievable
We must now make such a step if we are to survive at all
And it had better be good
I have predicted that the transition from time into space will involve biologic alteration
Such alterations are already manifest
Astronauts stand to lose their bones and teeth in the service
If you don't use it, you lose it
A skeleton has no function in a weightless state
So what does the end result look like
Well, rather like an octopus or a jellyfish

Beau Brummel, the Restoration dandy, spent hours every morning 
Putting exactly the right crease into his cravats by lowering his chin
Just so
Often, his valet would carry out armfuls of crumpled linen
Our failures
So we can imagine the cosmic butler carrying out bundles of unworkable monstrosities
Our failures

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