Yezzir!!!

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Here we go start the track 
Cuz this bitch just press play 
I already know you don't give a f*ck what we gonna say

What can I tell you, that you all don't ready know
Bitch its like my fifth side project 
You mad bro?

Got three jobs, still no benefits 
How's it feel to get treated by a novice
Three girls backstage with seven tits 
It's like Total Recall in this bitch

I sent your girlfriend our link on her Myspace
E-mails back and forth, hit the trash without leaving a trace 
If you don't know me take a good look 
She took a video of me coming on her Facebook

Dane Cook, yeah he a joke 
But so is Smash, now we're anything but broke-broke
Who's this guy Drake? Is he with Josh
Cuz I just saw handicap get up and mosh

Oops, wrong show, we don't do that here 
We're too busy making music for our album of the year
So put your hands, up side to side
Say goodbye to the bitches that run and hide

Aw shit, who's this, naw it ain't Ludacris, bitch
Did you forget our name? Bet you thought we were out the game
Droppin shows left and right like potato sacks
Now Smash is back on the attack with a snack

So tell yo bitch to get down on the ground
Close her eyes, spread her thighs
Open wide, take a bite, cuz I'm super-sized
Taste the words that disgrace the human race
Like a lyrical bukkake all over her face

So I'm laid back, wearin my Smash hat, down the street,
Sippin from that big ass can of Arizona Iced tea
Lookin for a feast, a place that I can get obese
Jonesin for an egg roll, I stop to get some Chinese

As I walk in, grabbin my dick, with yo bitch
Lookin at her sayin to myself, Yezzir
Bet you think you can keep up with me
Thinkin you got better rhymes than these
Gooby Pls

Tracks over but we ain't through
Comin back for yo girl, she embarrassed by you

Take her back to my place and lock the door
Teach her a thing or two about Nintendo 64

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