Find Shady
Shani
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Seek and you shall find Find Shady tell him, sell him my crazy pen I'll spray my ink up to heaven, sell my soul to the devil Even keeled, on the level, I got talent you can't measure If my fuckin' words a jewel, then this loose leaf is my treasure Act One, Aitchison, all boys school, son you think I'm a get my bum rushed By some fucking faggots who just wanna pick on a fucking runt Stand by homos till I pull out a fucking gun And then you'll run sayin' you're just having fun Why the hell you pickin' on me like a bunch of fuckin' punks The only weapon I got is my pen, ink's my spunk Yeah come round now and touch my ' junk cunt I'm the tzar of the alphabet, I'm the caliph of language You'ld think I rule Google from my evil sandpit Or make you lose your minds like a fuckin' chicken sandwich Disrupting industry, creating voids and schisms I'm the master of lyricism, its my wordy mysticism No more redacting any motherfuckin' cynicism That's why every single line I've ever hollered or written Is worth a lot more to me than a million dollars or dirhams hah You see Slim, you need deets Slim I smoke weed, drink the vodka, pop pills and overspeed Slim I come from a country where we got plenty to eat Slim If you're corrupt, hooked up, else you stay hungry and bleed Slim We dodge bombs and bullets, and that's daily Slim We don't need to hurt bitches, we honour kill ladies Slim Minorities get violated, and that's from the police Slim It's a dangerous country, nuked up to our ears Slim Colonized, occupied, modified, compromised Terrified, ostracized, ain't telling lies What rappers say in songs we live it all day long But that's just real life up in the East Slim Before you think my origin's my Achilles heel Slim I ain't got no fuckin' problem being a Paki Slim In a world of Islamophobia, immigration officers watch over ya I'll embrace the handicap of the colour of my skin I'm wheatish, it's time for the reapin' So ain't no other place I'd rather be in Atleast I call it being Got no need to creep in Just jump right off the deep end No other language or accent I'd rather speak Slim Cos I follow your footsteps, oh adversity Slim Ignored and blackballed by those who hold the keys Slim F*ck obscurity, I'll yell obscenities, make enemies and melodies While I forge an identity Slim Find Shady thank him, rank and file, baby stand up Raise the 21 guns in the air, go on blast 'em An army of Stans, marching all across the land Led by a bleached blonde man with a mic in his hand Act two, song's the only way for me to talk to you Cos you're the king of hip hop I'm crazy and dying for you You said it takes time to hit your radar you're so far away Here's me trying to get on your Gaydar, turn your gaze this way Maybe my pen and nib will rouse your Ken Kaniff Should I find my Kim, see if that chick can swim Will she float or sink, when I make her wear cement shoes And put the bitch in the drink You bet I'm better than that I'll bite the bullet in fact I'll even swallow bitter pills to keep my sanity intact I know my vanity's whack, but if a slag gives me trouble She'll know I'll be back with an axe And then I'll slash and attack Hack off body limbs and stuff them in a polyethylene bag Oops cant do that now I got Greta on my back Gonna have to get an eco-friendly organic hemp rucksack And a sailboat in exchange for my maybach So I'll escape in your words and into the music you make It's absurd I hang on to every thing that you say I was there in Abu Dhabi the night you took the stage My girl passed out with the heat, Shady why were you late Was it just alchemists cake, or did Flash make a mistake Was the crowd going cray, or maybe I'm just insane But then you came on, stayed on, sang your songs and you were gone Hey, did you see me looking at you straight in the eye Shady tell me why, why can't I sing by your side Cos when I met up with Rosenberg, and Neil took our picture I said I wish you would make me your side bitch, no issue But that didn't happen so I prayed to Vishnu, Sang a hymn to him too, and I'm not even a hindu And continued to write this song in the hope it would reach you See Slim, I can either beseech you, or I can either besiege you You choose Cos I'm woke and baked I hacked the mainframe Unplugged from the matrix Now snowflakes of hundred genders Can lick my dick as long as they remember I'm the candy that's never ever soft and tender I cum in the mouth and not in the hand The fucking repeat offender, and now i'm doing it again Like you Eminem, I don't subscribe to the general milleu Even God, my father or my boss can't tell me what to do Find Shady grab him, shove my mix tape up his ass And have him prep my Shady contract, for the feature and collab Don't need an army of these lawyers, represent myself in fact I'll annotate those fucking clauses, Paul review and send it back Act three. Yo Slim you think you see me Sleight of pen, hocus pocus you think I'll get my hair bleached You think I need to clean off my mama's spaghetti Just trying my hand at this rap thing's messy The Monkey got me in my cups I know that things are looking up No label but, I'm still the creator, still in control So low on the ladder that I'm still looking up I imagine, labels fighting over me like I'm a chicken sandwich Strong to the finish 'cos I eats me spinach Wears me Andrex, smells good, hard dick, clean shaven, nice hair Good strong handshake Sometimes I think maybe my dad should have ran out That silver spoon had me living in a bubble Maybe I should have lived on handouts Maybe I should have been born with a little bit of motherfuckin' struggle Maybe I shouldn't have resultantly Been a management consultant See, thats the hand that was dealt to me And I'm not gonna complain about my lack of sufferance But I'd put it away in a second just to make a hit record Dre's new nuclear weapon always at your service Sign on the dotted line, hit the big red button But it ain't easy Marshall cos the bar is set high And even though I think I'm fly I'm just trying to get by I'm trying to flow but I'm still stuck on this page And it fills me with rage enough to put the pen away And then when your songs come on I come back out to play But behind your bars, I'm simply stuck in a cage No light hits the forest floor under the canopy growth And you might slowly go crazy under the shadow of Shady But if I hatch a motherfuckin' dream To catch a motherfuckin' beam Maybe I'll do something to amaze me. Can I imitate the greatest limiter Will I lose will with a broken spirit or Will I reel it in with an ill hook And slay the industry with my lyrical scimitar Tiptoe outside around your perimeter Enter your house make you a prisoner Put cider vinegar in your conditioner Jerk off into your hair thickener Make your hair stand perpendicular Like when Diaz took the jizz from a spent Stiller Redecorate like a feng shui practitioner And make Lord Jamar a temporary visitor Is Kim around can I tickle her ass with a feather What the f*ck did you just say Uh I said particularly nasty weather Oh yeah it's stormy outside The hue and cry of the Antichrist The devils child The fight between the wrong and right The end is nigh Hip-hops Armageddon needs a Messiah We need a new riot Hell yeah I'll be that guy You killed the rap devil and that's no mean feat But to defeat the rap beast you'll need me So watch the second coming from a front row seat Cos Jesus came straight outta the middle east Find shady f*ck him, got me stumped and in a rut Cos he's the king of rap and hip hop, I'm a jester fucking up Maybe I'll grovel at his feet, attend to him around the clock Maybe I'll let him throw food at me, let him make me suck his cock Act four, the crystal ball shows what the future has in store Sold my soul, achieved all my goals And I'm surrounded by propofol Sycophants, security, my agent and rat hoes Telling me my shits lit when my shits shit I got bills bills bills, what can I sti
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