I'm Not Crazy
Tutone-Sotirios
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If I was really crazy I'd wear a corset while eating porridge Made from oranges, I'll enjoy it as I pour it on a door hinge Look for storage down the hall, find a girl in a bathroom stall Slapping her face with her make-up, making her faker, like a Barbie doll If I wanted to f*ck Barbie, I'd go to a Toy's R' Us I'd grab one off the shelf take off my fucking belt and then try her on myself I'd go online and hit my fucking tits in slutty pics Then in the same day, turn around and be like, "Men are pigs!" If I was insane I'd spray my face with a can of paint Go out and try to kill Batman or go to a club half naked I'd walk the street, then go out late to a public place Relying on my face and wait for someone to ask me on a date But just in case now, I'd aim straight my can of mace Cause I'm "cray" I dress up fake, and then go look for a real mate "I don't expect to act the same with what I want in 'Men's traits' " To the human race that menstruates, I wonder how you keep men straight If I was really crazy I would hear the voices in my head Even worse, speak 'em out at night before I go to bed I'd write insults to spit by day, and love songs to sing by night But in the meantime, I'm Dr. Suess with this line: I'd pop like the stocked shot glock that caused Pac's stopped clock He's on watch but he's not caught, but he's Pac, so he lives, he's non-stop The music that helped me lots consists of Blink, Shady and Hop They're the only ones that helped my mind, and calmed it down from the crazy thoughts If I was mental then the love would fight the cynical I wouldn't know which way to go and one day it would take its toll I'd snap like a twig, or more like a totem pole I don't think like the rest of you, but look what I can do. "You're crazy!" So? What's so great about you? Huh? "I'm funny yo." I'll give you that, what you do is cute, like back in school, you're a fucking joke You can kiss my ass then suck my dick like my belt buckle is a mistletoe I have really a strange mind, yeah sure, but I'm not crazy though I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy If I was crazy I would go completely F.U.G.A.Z.I and A.W.O.L and raid a bank with an AT-AT And race through the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade while vaping and faking rabies And screaming "I ate a fucking baby, now fucking taze me!" Maybe lately the greatness is making the halo fade And breaking the latent ape-shit out of it's hateful cage And the rage is waiting to take it's aim at adjacent faces of racists Jaded "A-List" masturbators and shameful rapists So, take a break from the age of incineration You gain a lot from your patience instead of creating craters If Vader takes a vacation partaking in aimless mayhem He made the gravest mistake celebrating in the United States We take the cake when it comes to shaking the foundations He probably baked as a potato in a vacant basement Waging debates with himself over the statements so brazenly uttered By ugly motherfuckers and faded patrons Cater to blame if the situation is hazy, maybe grace amazingly favors the bravest In place of relating the vacancy in the anal cavities of depravity To a travesty worth abating the flavor I'm tasting Basting myself in my own juices, so stupid, no fruitless efforts for a jester in a bold movement Go through with no fluid motion and hope who is open to own this will go do it, screw it I'm out of packets and pamphlets to pack in your pantries I'm back into pantsless action and snacking on cancer Answer my questions with guesses I'll heckle you till the Jekll can't hide from the Hyde in your goddamn tantrums You think the Earth keeps on turning just because you deserve But, really, you haven't done a single fucking thing to earn it You call me crazy for aggravating your sense of purpose I just react with a tipping hat and a shot of bourbon I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy but this shit is unhealthy
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