(Let's All) Hide the Sausage
Ivor Biggun
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Well there's a brand new dance Everybody's trying to do It's better than the pogo The shimmy or the boogaloo You can do it by yourself But it's much more fun with two So come on everybody Let's go nuts and screw And this is just what you do You've got to... Hide the sausage Come on and hide the sausage It's time to hide the sausage tonight You've got to sink the winkle It's really very simple To straighten out your wrinkle tonight Come on let's play mums and dads The moon is shining bright Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight Get it right out of sight It's a dance you can do on the sofa It's a dance you can do in the park You can do it round the back of Sainsbury's If you're quick and you do it when it's dark You can do it backwards, frontwards and sideways Provided that you're over sixteen (I am... next birthday) You can even do it standing up, I've seen it in a magazine But you've got to be keen When you... Hide the sausage Come on and hide the sausage It's time to hide the sausage tonight You've got to sink the winkle It's really very simple To straighten out your wrinkle tonight Come on let's play mums and dads The moon is shining bright Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight Get it right out of sight Well a little chippolata That points down to your toes Is as good as a big Frankfurter That reaches up to your nose And if it's a Wiener Schnitzel (Mein Gott) Or a hot dog stuffed in a bun Or a big black pudding Come and do it everyone You can join in the fun Don't be a wanker just... Hide the sausage Come on and hide the sausage It's time to hide the sausage tonight You've got to sink the winkle It's really very simple To straighten out your wrinkle tonight Come on let's play mums and dads The moon is shining bright Come on everybody and hide the sausage tonight Get it right out of sight Everybody Hide the sausage, come on and hide the sausage Hide the sausage, come on and hide the sausage Let's all conceal the saveloy Let's go barmy with the salami Let's put the toad in the hole Would you like to play a tune on my pork clarinet? Get it right out of sight
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Written by: IVOR BIGGUN
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