Where the Hell Is My Phone?
Kemo the Samurai
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Bret Michaels can't Talk Dirty until he finds his iPhone! I put my phone on silent at the movies last night After that... I don't remember, but the battery probably died Was it in the garage or in the kitchen I checked the freezer twice Did I leave it on the car roof and then drive Down 95 Where the hell is my phone? It was here last night, now it's gone I need to take a take a poopy and get my candy crush on Where the hell is my phone? The lady at Verizon said... can I put you on hold I've been waiting for so long I forgot what the f*ck I was calling for She said... I wonder... did you know You don't have insurance So if I want a new iPhone right now... I gotta Sell my sperm online somehow Where the hell is my phone? It was here last night, now it's gone Goodbye to all my dick pics and gay midget porn Where the hell is my phone? Well it's been a while now It's probably on Ebay That's ok, the screen was broken And it won't... It won't vibrate I think I could have left it last night at Chick-fil-A I gave the door a shove F*ck... I forgot it was Sunday Looks like I will have to make do With my new flip-phone I'll be calling you So if I wanna text you the letter i I gotta... press the number 4 three times Where the hell is my phone? It was here last night, now it's gone I wanna drunk text my ex-wife Buy dumb shit from amazon Where the hell is my phone?
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Written by: KEVIN JON HITAFFER
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