Dungeon Dance
Dylan Goren
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Perched upon the ledge of the Grand Canyon's edge I have no etiquette my manners are failing me I'm appalling and obscene but memorable Legendary, canary fairing fairly well In the coal mine I spread my wings to get mine Fly finer than Emirates I know I'm better than 95% Of the childish veterans that call themselves MC's Check these statistics: I'm the 3rd standard deviation Down the normal curve; You're lost in the middle and cannot be heard Not a sound. Lost and found. I'm around In case your lyrical precision needs a stitch-up Don't it get mixed up I'm the surgeon general Evidence upon the subject qualifies me as federal If there's doubt inside your mind I'll show you that I'm a veteran My penmanship is parliament. I pardon empty promises Impartial in my thought process I simply go ham Hog the mic all night till the audience throws cans and tomatoes At my dome while I duck, dodge, and dance I'll still finish this verse even if you're not a fan And if you're left unimpressed I'll autograph the receipt To reimburse you for your time and expended energy Keep the customer copy because the merchant's is mine I hope your shopping experience gets better next time Management has been trying to improve its lines' efficiency But honestly, pleasing people isn't always in my registry I better be burning verses to at least the 3rd degree Or else my target demographic will forfeit listening To me in favor of some other fool who barely knows what to do When a copy of Carl Jung falls into his lap My subconscious is stacked and the game is unfair So many skeletons in my closet that you'd think I'd have a lair Or a dragon's den resting at my brain stem I like causing mayhem Lock the door I'll kick it in I'm Trogdor and you'll get singed Like a thatch-roofed cottage Got a brain full of knowledge God knows what it could do So I said let it loose Then the monster came through Destroyed the whole village Now he's coming for you
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