My Resume
Zach Snyder
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Hey welcome to Samuel, Sammy's and Sam's, Trains, Planes and Automobiles I'm Sammy, How can I help you? Umm yess, I called yesterday about a job interview And the person on the phone told me to come by today Ahh I see, you must by Zach Snyder Yep that's me And what makes you wanna work here Zach? Well I'm ah between jobs currently, so I need a source of income The rent ain't gonna pay itself, ya know Yeah, well, let's see if you're qualified. Did you bring your resume? Umm my resume? Yeah, when was the last time you applied for a job Umm so about that... Do you not have a resume at all? No, no I do. Let me pull it up right quick on my phone Alright then, read it off when you're ready I'm 23 years old, graduated top of my class in high school You're lookin at the prom king, band captain, yeah that's canon I'm the coolest muhfucka in my generation I did a lot of clubs, stayed off of the hub, to make my grades go up Instead of havin fun - I volunteered a bit, had a part-time job, before I went to college and then Dropped out of college, to go do YouTube So what you're saying is you peaked in high school? No, no not at all, what? That's exactly what it sounds like you're saying Nah you see Sure, I dropped out of college, but I still got a whole lot of lessons for my dollar Like how much liquor can a group of frat boys drink Or put ice cream between some cookies for a lunch time treat I also found out teachers hate when you skip classes And that I'd rather spend time, cooking up classics I'm talking making videos until it's 2am And then sleeping in late, because well Class is a waste of time Well have you at least done any work since you dropped out? I mean, what do you constitute as work? You know what I mean? I mean I made a video about fuckin Pokemon Like which ones were the thiccest, have you seen that one? I also read the Taco Bell Menu over a beat And made a bunch of really dumb, funny ass tweets I've talked about the worst things ever Like Titans Season 1 and why it wasn't clever I even streamed myself playing some really hard games And laid around with depression, cause I wasn't gettin laid Don't forget about the time that I played a lot of Tetris I swear my highscore will eventually be the best-est I've complained about YouTube on a dumbass podcast Made a lot of trash and a lot of promise-ses That I probably didn't keep, but at least I"m being honest Man I wanna go to sleep So what do you say, what do you think? I'd say my resume's impressive - so uh yeah, what now? Well I think we're done here? Did I get the job? No, of course you didn't get the job
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