Testicle Feet

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My nose is a penis, my mouth is a vagina 
If you're afraid of the grotesque, you better not look behind ya 
I'm bouncing down the street, trying to find some assistance 
Cuz it hurts so much to walk, no matter the distance 
Persistent vein-pain, each time I take a step 
I need a doctor to tell me how my feet became inept 
Resurrect the normal shape so I can put on my shoes 
The scrotum ain't proper protection for the skin I might loose 
Blood vessels pop out, good God I hope I'm dreaming 
If a hole starts to expand, I bet I'll loose some semen 
I'm screaming in pain, although this might seems kinda humorous 
But if I do too much damage, it could be very tumorous 
I wish I could help it, but I woke up like this 
Semen leaking from my toes, nose dripping with piss 
Some sexually-evil force rearranged my biology 
Now I've become a creature from a perverted mythology 

Testicle feet, hanging off my legs 
Bigger and more sensitive than ostrich-eggs 
Testicle feet, no cure that I can see 
Gotta deal with bulging pain and inflated sexuality 
Testicle feet, it hurts so much to get around 
I don't wanna be the main attraction of a gathering crowd 
Or repel them away with the sight and the smell 
I got testicle feet, I ain't living well 

No more metatarsals or phalanges or tendons 
Each part of the nut is fattened-up and bendin' 
around on the ground, get all the help that you could send in 
Dr. Ruth would be the best, but its sad that she's not trendin' 
I've tried so hard to blend in, but these things can't be ignored 
Every citizen that sees me is disgusted and floored 
I'm a sad medical mystery, a jester to the lord 
Gimme all the new tools only a surgeon can afford 
I'll fix this shit myself, since no one else will 
The dangling pubic hair and musty stench makes you ill 
Vas Deferans is clogged, deeply stitched to both shins 
Epididymis ain't fit for this, it starts to spin 
Wrapping around my waist, slapping me in the face 
This sexual deformity is devoid of any grace 
and its got no place in this Earth or in this galaxy 
To say that its mystical ain't nothing but a fallacy 

Testicle feet, hanging off my legs 
Bigger and more sensitive than ostrich-eggs 
Testicle feet, and otherworldly disease 
Bouncing on thick veins, sperm stored in the knees 
Testicle feet, it hurts so much to walk 
Typically open paths of life are now blocked 
By an army of humans unable to assist or accept 
But I plowed them to the ground when my testicle swept 

Testicle feet 
Hoping down the street 
Testicle feet 
Strangeness complete 
Testicle feet 
Expand and easily over-heat 
Testicle feet 
A painful, squishy pair of meat 
Life can't be discreet 
I can't be seen in the street 
Now that I'm cursed with testicle feet

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