School Mam

Stranglers

0 fans

Stranglers

The Stranglers are an English rock band who emerged via the punk rock scene. Scoring 23 UK top 40 singles and 19 UK top 40 albums to date in a career spanning five decades, the Stranglers are one of the longest-surviving bands to have originated in the UK punk scene. Formed as the Guildford Stranglers in Guildford, Surrey, in early 1974, they originally built a following within the mid-1970s pub rock scene. While their aggressive, no-compromise attitude had them identified by the media with the emerging UK punk rock scene that followed, their idiosyncratic approach rarely followed any single musical genre, and the group went on to explore a variety of musical styles, from new wave, art rock and gothic rock through the sophisti-pop of some of their 1980s outpu… more »


#1

 The easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com

A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are here
Julie's got a headache but the others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and help with the drill
Teacher's got his eye on her
Moves in for the kill.
Nobody can see or hear the things that they do
All the books stay closed, there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the subjects they span - span
Education's secondary, being a school mam 

Oooooeeee!
Teachers doing fine as far as I can see 

Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee break
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly salary cheques 

Noises heard the principal investigates
She turns on all the cameras but it's too late
Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
Hasn't seen it happen since the day she was born
Reaching down for glasses that just can't be found
By the time she finds them, why they're down on the ground
Tossing and a turning they've got feverish hands
Life can be so fluid when you're being a school mam 

Oooooeeee!
Teachers doing fine as far as I can see 

Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam 

Sucking on her fingernails she can't believe what she's seeing
She's seeing something close to what appears on the screen
Locks her door, with trembling hands and her hearts beating very fast
She pretends she's down there on the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although he doesn't know
Works herself into a frenzied state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top but try as she can
She can't reach her helter skelter
Down with the school man 

Just watch her go and help her try if you can
Use your twentieth century imagination - if you've got any 

Oooooeeee!
Now she's at the top and teacher sets her free 

Being a school mam
Disgusting behaviour
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Letting the flood gates open wide
Being a school mam 

Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
With contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way that an old woman can
She was where the action was
Down there with the school man 

Oooooeeee!
Teacher never will discover who could see 

Being a school mam
One and one make two if you're very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
Sixteen and sixteen makes thirty two
That's approaching middle age
Thirty two and thirty two makes sixty four
That's OAP land
Sixty four and sixty four makes a hundred and twenty eight
A hundred and twenty eight divided by three
let me pause for reflection for a second....
But Teacher!
Three doesn't go into a hundred and twenty eight exactly,
But it goes forty two and a bit
Forty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty seven
Forty eight, forty nine,
forty nine, point one, forty nine, point two, forty nine, point three
Forty nine, point four,
forty nine, point five, forty nine, point six, forty nine, point seven
Forty nine, point eight,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
forty nine, point nine,
Fifty!

 Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer

Written by: BRIAN JOHN DUFFY, DAVID GREENFIELD, HUGH ALAN CORNWELL, JEAN JACQUES BURNEL

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind

Discuss the School Mam Lyrics with the community:

0 Comments

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "School Mam Lyrics." Lyrics.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Apr. 2024. <https://www.lyrics.com/lyric-lf/4024207/Stranglers/School+Mam>.

    Missing lyrics by Stranglers?

    Know any other songs by Stranglers? Don't keep it to yourself!

    Watch the song video

    School Mam

    88,317
    358     16

    Browse Lyrics.com

    Quiz

    Are you a music master?

    »
    Sia: "Come on, come on, turn the radio on. It's ______ night, and it won't be long".
    A Monday
    B Tuesday
    C Sunday
    D Friday

    Free, no signup required:

    Add to Chrome

    Get instant explanation for any lyrics that hits you anywhere on the web!

    Free, no signup required:

    Add to Firefox

    Get instant explanation for any acronym or abbreviation that hits you anywhere on the web!

    Stranglers tracks

    On Radio Right Now

    Loading...

    Powered by OnRad.io


    Think you know music? Test your MusicIQ here!