The Ballad of Scurvy Braxton
Alan Ballard
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Scurvy Braxton was a Captain on a Pirate Ship Scurvy Braxton was a Man you did not want to contend with He had one peg-leg and a patch on His eye And a golden ring on His lip And when His crew ever got out of line He'd rule them with an Iron Fist He'd say This is Your Captain Speaking, Turn this Ship around due West And why isn't anybody Swabbing this Deck? And Grab me another chicken leg This is Your Captain Speaking, I need a report from the guy in the Crows nest Do you see any Ships out there? It's all about the Loot with the Gold and Silver Glint Now ole Scurvy Braxton had a Bullet lodged underneath the surface of his skin A Haunting reminder of a Battle He had fought and lost way back when And ever once in awhile, it would break out into a hideous rash That would make anyone Cringe So it came as no surprise what old Scurvy Braxton did When His crew started laughing at Him He had a Parrot on His shoulder, Pulled His pistol from His holster And He ordered all His men to walk the plank Over shark infested waters, they refused to follow orders And a Mutiny ensued at Point Blank He said We Braved the High Waters, the Storms and the Wind I hate to see that it's come down to this I'm going to give you Men, One last Chance Put down your guns and give me my Chicken Leg The First Mate threw the Chicken Leg at the Captain He wasn't fast enough at reacting It hit him on the head and he went down He hit the deck, but not before a shot rang out The bullet that was fired was a perfect shot Went through three ropes and ricocheted in just the right spot It caused the mast to come crashing down It put a hole in the Ship and the Ship started to go down "This is Your Captain speaking, Somebody keep this Ship from sinking Quick Men, Grab a bucket and do your best" And Somebody Grab Me another Chicken Leg" "This is Your Captain speaking, Somebody get these Sharks away from Me I hate to do it, But throw them one those Chicken Legs, Wait a minute, I've got the Chicken Leg. awwwww" Scurvy Braxton was a Captain on a Pirate Ship Scurvy Braxton was a Man You did not want to contend with
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