The Rage of Prince Martin
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There was a time where the castle was under siege And there went DJ Andchris and friends to fight the invaders To fight them (To fight) Prince Martin Stepping on the gate Pour the the tar And send them to their fate Prince Martin Rides over on his giraffe wolf dog elephants and says "I challenge you to a rap fit" DJ Andchris can't turn it down For he is the man Who holds the crown of rap No one can Fight him about that He will fight him He will defeat him 5... 3, 2, 1 What's up my name is DJ Andchris And I'm sick of you coming here and tryna take my crown Makin me feel really down, really depressed I have to compress my calves cuz I walked all the way here from my throne I can't even roam the woods without the fear of you stalking me You're kinda creepy, little bit sleepy from your long ride over here Would you like some corned beef? We just prepared it on the stove We added the spices just right to make it smell Just like your queefs Now listen Prince Martin You're not any spartan You can't siege my widow or my... bliddow You can't fight my right You can't fight my knights And you definitely can't win Don't even take another step further Really? You see it? Why I am Prince Martin I will destroy you And take you from your home I will turn you to bone I will make a really sad tune outta you I will take you to the pond and dispose of you Hold up, you're just rhyming 'you' with 'you' You can't do that I do whatever I want For I am the prince of this land Now here come my sharks (Here come the sharks) Oh jesus christ! The sharks, they're coming over the horizon We're on the-We're on the water and the sharks are all coming They're all coming to eat the walls so he can invade Oh jesus fuckin christ that's terrifying, holy shit This is so real, holy f*ck... alright um... Open up the shark defense. Now Attacked by Garden Gnomes riding sharks (He doesn't know they have sharks) The Garden Gnomes have swords And they're attacking our shores Prince Martin can't even rap But he has to rap Up his men in Body bags because we killed them Every last one of them But they came back with reinforcements And took the key from us We have to go and get new homes And plan a siege (A siege on Garden Gnomes) And take back throne from Prince Martin The King of the Gnomes And furry elephant dog giraffes And... What they don't want you to know (Is that the) Is that sharks... Have really strong legs They may have won the battle But he has not won the war That he'd be back again he swore We must travel to the land of the dungeon
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