Banished to Hell: Clive & Martin Unite
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Alright Started a little early but we're gonna do it right off the bat Is everyone ready Yes 1, 2, 3, I'm gonna put it on my knee (My knee) This little smelly pooplet Of a guy His name is Clive Now don't get pressed by Clive the Knee-Master his Life's a disaster and he's Going through disastrous Divorce with his wife that's also a horse (She's a horse) Cuz on his dimension level it's legal to Marry a horse (She's a horse) Now that comes with some birth defects like Kids with long limbs and appendages They have special bandages For when they fall down the stairs Under the constant threat Of being eating by bears Under the constant threat of Growing too many hairs And suffocating on the molecules That Fill up their little lungs that they have There goes one now Coughing away It is the day of his death And getting fessed by Clive the Knee-Master And he's coming For these herds of cattle That wanna go to battle It's a war So Clive the Knee-Master gets all the cows He might be thinking why the f*ck is there a cow field On a pumpkin patch when he's trying to save a guy that's Stuck in a well He rings the bell The bell He rings the bell He rings the bell The bell (The bell) He rings the bell (The bell) And from the disastrous hell (The bell) Comes to catch us Clive comes bursting through (Elbow Eddie) His hair is gone it's true (Elbow Eddie) The alopecia set in finally (Elbow Eddie) It's hereditarily... (Elbow Eddie) Converted Elbow room He rings his bell and there goes down the bell To hell Hair goes down to hell Clive the Knee-Master (Clive) Help me get out of this well Clive the Knee-Master (Clive's fallen) Please get me out of this well I've been stuck here for days Send me a present from the well To Eddie's hell I got you To ring the bell It's the cracking from my knees Thank god, I really had to pee And I didn't want to sit In a well of my own urine It'd probably be gross and smell like gin I didn't want that really bad I'll help you fight the god of hell When I get out of this port-o-potty In exactly 32 seconds 32 31 30, 29, 28, 27, 26 (Twenty Seven) 25, 24 (Twenty Four) 23, 22, 21 (Twenty) 20 19 (Nineteen, Eighteen, Seventeen) 18, 17, 16, 15 14, 13 (Thirteen) (Twelve is next) 12 11, 10, 9 (Ten... Nine, Eight) 8, 7, 6 (Seven, six) (Five) 5 4, 3, 2 And 1 (And three, two, one) Here we go now We're coming back from the bathroom break Had a pretty good pee But over in the distance I can see An angel of dragon lord clouds It's a cow With dragon wings Protruding out the sides where its kidneys should be Kidneys should be (Kidneys should be he got) He got stolen by a guy that said he was open (Got stolen buy a guy) To buy a desk on Craigslist (I gave him an extra kidney) He got the desk and also got his kidney stolen (A child's knee) And this guy used a knife That wasn't sharpened to Open a dragon crime He's in the hill Over the distance Helping Eddie the Elbow-Master He's coming over the side Over the distance Over the view He's Burning down the village He's burning down the village He's burning down the village And no one's going to survive it Clive the Knee-Master doesn't Jump into action Real fast Clive the Knee-Master Explode from your shell Banish this kingdom back to its hell Hell That it came from Full of fire Hell that it came from Full of fire Hell that it came from Full of fire Hell that it came from Full of fire There they all go Dancing back its hell All natural Just like the grass growing in the Autumn leaves Just like when the leaves fall from the trees Natural
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