Can't See My Dick
Nu Gods
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My mom's a cock block so I had to get slop from a thot Around the corner behind the cop shop I drugged her with the fizz followed by the plop plop Like I was the shit I left her dead in the ditch with her head lopped off And her feet sawed off Pawned off to the pimp down the street for another dumb broad (For another dumb broad, for another dumb broad, for another dumb broad, look) Wanted to rap so I could sound like a gangster Giving you a blank stare As I bang you in the same chair Where your mans plays solitaire While your kids are in day care Matter of fact your mans is looking now So I stare back like, "hey there" I smoke crack while jammin' Tom Petty in a Ford Pinto F*ck free fallin' I'm free basin' like The Pioneers Didn't pay for empty spaces With a dude named Floyd wearing a pink tie in my grandma's basement While Jarren Benton screams "they have no faces" Damn you must be trippin' Then I see Shannon dancing in the mirror sticking himself with a taser (What the f*ck this guy is on drugs) I'm blinded by my belly got a fat bitch eatin' on my dick like it was covered in jelly I can't see the fucking thing so I could give a f*ck less what you tell me Lift my ballsack up tell me what you smell B She started yelling about relish and kelp some cheese Screaming for help as I throat fucked her like the ease Burn in hell you fucking sleaze (Yeah, all you sleazy bitches) (Skit) This song isn't about the rhyme scheme it's about the message What the message? How you better count your blessings Jesus is gonna be dead in about three seconds One, two, boom He's shot in the head like JFK after he won that election This time I'ma burn his body so there's no resurrection So there's no resurrection
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