Jumping Off Balloons
Jonathan Markwood's Hoo-Hah Conspiracy
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Neville Harpoon looked for reasons not to hate myself Elaina gave him eighteen more She said 'Since your star was removed from the Boulevard The world sees you're a crashing bore It wasn't that he was ok with that It wasn't that Neville was ok with it He said 'I'll get you back you stabbed me in the back Right in front of my face is what you did' Jumping off balloons Oooooo! Ms Markova tied up inside like a knotted neckercheif Sized up by her boss Pushed aside all his knotty little come on-ses Said she couldn't give a toss And then she said from somewhere in her head She said something that she thought he'd want unsaid 'You're old and bald, you're short not tall And your breath smells like old cabbages - so I'll go' Jumping off balloons Floating round the room 'Oh how splendid' she said as she ended his meal with a snail once more As it crawled through his custard he said to her 'I just can't go on like this with you no more' Hercules Smith a lovely elderly gentlemen was fated with a wife from hell Told her 'I've met someone' and said he was going to Have a blast with June from the next bungalow
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