Smile Shotgun
Johniepee
Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer
Why's everybody walking round with a sad face? Turn that frown upside down man, this life's great Everybody must've of gotta order of lemon with brekky cos their faces screwed up like a sour taste Alright, what's going on, fill me in mate Tell me what's gone wrong, to leave you this way Well I got a coffee this morning and it was luke warm, he put too much milk in my latté What, really, okay, that's your problem man? I thought it might've been serious Well I am pissed off, but that's not all it was I went to buy the new cod. And they told me they were outta stock Ah yep, cry me a river bro, problems, hmm man you've got none of those Buuuuuut my internets running kinda slow So I couldn't download the latest ep of game of thrones. Shutup bro! Man I wish I had a smile shotgun Dunno if they exist, but if they did I want one, cos I'm sick of this shit Forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips I bet a shotty to their noggin gettem smiling a bit I want a smile shotgun Think I could probably make one I can't stress enough, that it's not a real gun But it's real fun knocking on their door, let the shotty pump see if I can cheer em up That's what's up Oi dude, You got nothing to complain about The only time your life is dark is when the lights go out Only time your life is hard is when you're grunting on the toilet making noises Cos you've left your Fibre out Of your diet I can't wait to try it Running around the country they'll call me the smile pirate Long John Smiley, got em smiling at a funeral or pointing guns in cubicles, grinning at the urinals And if I walked past a group of girls with their hair in curls Saying FML while grinding paint off their cuticles I might be due to hurl But I'll hold it in, make em grin Making things right Like my name is Earl And if a mate was looking down, I'd ask him what's the deal He'd tell me that his phone died and the pain was real I'd tell him brother don't cry and the pain will heal Put the shotty to his head and make him buy a happy meal Man I wish I had a smile shotgun Dunno if they exist, but if they did I want one, cos I'm sick of this shit Forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips I bet a shotty to their noggin gettem smiling a bit I want a smile shotgun Think I could probably make one Can't stress enough, that it's not a real gun But it's real fun knocking on their door, let the shotty pump see if I can cheer em up That's what's up We've got you surrounded If you are frowning Why's everybody walking round like debbie downers. How 'bout you try this Touch your cheeks to your eyelids And whether or not, you wanted to do it Guess what? I got you smiling I'm gonna call a manufacturer, get it happening So I can kickstart putting smiles on the map again The fella on the phone passed me to his manager Who said I was a dick and to never call back again So I got my Google on, click up I researched a few words, then a hiccup Apparently forcing anyone to do anything with a gun isn't really fun, it's called a stick up Oops, I guess I didn't really realise I just wanted everyone to smile and have and have good time When did cheering people up become a big crime Now police track my movements When I'm online I'm not allowed to leave my house, I've gotta stay inside This ankle thing seems to shock me everytime I try But that's alright, cos I keep watching people through the blinds I even made a sign That says, I'll smile til the day I die Man I wish I had a smile shotgun Dunno if they exist, but if they did I want one, cos I'm sick of this shit Forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips I bet a shotty to their noggin gettem smiling a bit I want a smile shotgun Think I could probably make one Can't stress enough, that it's not a real gun But it's real fun knocking on their door, let the shotty pump see if I can cheer em up That's what's up
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
Citation
Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Smile Shotgun Lyrics." Lyrics.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Apr. 2024. <https://www.lyrics.com/lyric-lf/3392762/Johniepee/Smile+Shotgun>.
Discuss the Smile Shotgun Lyrics with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In