Quarantine Blues
Steve Poltz
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One, two, a one two three I baked a hundred loaves of bread I Fell down on my head I vacuumed till I sweated Ate food that I regretted I've sat near the fire Wearin' questionable attire I made new incision To improve my circumcision Ah yeah My hair's unruly And I learned to make tabbouleh I've felt kinda groovy I watched every single movie You know I been depressed I never even got dressed I was feelin full of pity So I joined a subcommittee Uh huh I learned the word abrogation Tried to find a new vocation Searched a whole skyscraper Tryin' to steal some toilet paper Made a bong out of a peach Learned to brush my teeth with bleach I prayed for a vaccine I learned about hydroxychloroquine Yeah I was sittin' on the toilet Tryin' to get some unemployment And stayed in the bathroom For a meeting on zoom Forgot I wasn't wearing pants I did a little dance I was jiggling Down below And everybody got a free show I wore my sleeve on my heart I found a new body part I learned about Zinc sulphate And how to meditate I was naked in a cape I tried to do some manscape I lost a little bit of blood But I still felt like a stud Ah huh I high fived a little kid I thought I got Covid Listened to Jerry Garcia Made my own tortillas Found a new cake mix I checked my body for ticks Got run over by a bus And a tornado almost killed us Ah yeah I became unemployed Started getting paranoid I was eating a burrito And got bit by a mosquito Grew a garden full of cheer I got cauliflower ear I read all of Macbeth And I learned how to cook meth Yeah I drew my curtains shut I was actin' like a nut Started growin' out my stubble I been livin' in a bubble Everything was unbearable I started feeling terrible Thought I should buy a gun Instead I got a man bun I gotta get some social distance To help with my existence Need some logical assistance To a path of least resistance I'm feeling undesirous No one wants to hire us I learned every song by Miley Cyrus All about coronavirus I'm a midnight lurker I'm a least essential worker You don't even have to ask I'll use my undies for a mask You know I understands I gotta wash my hands I might have worms But I don't have demon sperms I got stimulus check But I feel like a wreck I've become a decent cook I read every single book I might blast off But I cover my cough My pants are gettin' baggy And I'm lookin kinda shaggy Uh huh Well, I'm the king of innuendo I can make a big crescendo You know I'd cut my hair But I just don't care Maybe I should join the navy Give myself a shavy Accidentally got a Covid kiss I think I need an exorcist Help I don't really wanna butt in But I'm feelin like a shut in I been sweating in my body And I'm feelin kinda snotty I need a nurse I suppose To shove a Q-Tip up my nose I'm gettin' kinda grouchy I'm in love with Dr. Fauci Uh huh I guess that I could steal a tank Or maybe go and rob a bank And get my arteries harden Until I get a pardon I don't need to wear shoes I guess I'll hit snooze I was born to lose I got the quarantine blues Yeah
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