The Beer from My Town is Better Than Yours
Rumahoy
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I come from a land, far far away Where we brew great beer every single day It comes in pints and it's served ice cold And the recipe to make it is very very old But today I have come to you shitty little town And my smile has turned right upside down Cos they served me a beer and it tastes like piss I am Captain Yarrface, I can't drink this! So I believe that you will trust me When I say that this beer's no better Than what I produce in my bathtub The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours And all your women are ugly whores Cos the beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge Cos the beer from my town is better than yours I went to France to drink some beer It tastes like greasy anal smears In Germany I quaffed a lot of booze It reminded me of smelly old shoes I drank a pint in Eng-er-land But it was warm and tasted bland And when I got very drunk in Belgium I thought I was drinking toilet scum So I believe that you will trust me When I say that this beer's no better Than what I produce in my bathtub The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours And all your women are ugly whores Cos the beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge Cos the beer from my town is better than yours So I believe that you will trust me When I say that this beer's no better Than what I produce in my bathtub Awww mate it's fucking disgusting The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours And all your women are ugly whores Cos the beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge Cos the beer from my town is better than yours
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