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Girl, I don't give a f*ck about Presents underneath the tree None of those gifts mean shit to me But you know what's on my wish list? Girl, I wanna eat that ass like Christmas Whole party fucked up on gingerbread I don't give a f*ck what Santa said I do it cause that shit's lit So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas Ass like Christmas Getting turnt at the North Pole Santa and the elves Snorting hot cocoa All the reindeer high as f*ck In the stable Got Mrs. Claus laying down Naked on the table Slamming body shots With a bit of luck You could be a pimp like me But pro'lly not Dudes are playing, throwing shade Yeah, they hating 'cause my dick's A lubricated super saiyan F*ck a bitch like kamehameha And y'all can suck my dragon balls Focus up before I stuff Your gullet full of Adderall Spraying on her face like a water spout She calls me Red Ryder When I shoot her fucking eye out Baby J born today And this is how the story goes Three wise men: Mike, Brandon, and Saverio Went into the nativity To circle jerk the virgin Jesus calls us motherfuckers and we say That's for certain Get ourselves a room at the Holiday Inn Make my sugar plums Dance on your chin Tapping ass is my career And I'm here on business So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas Girl, I don't give a f*ck about the Presents underneath the tree None of those gifts mean shit to me But you know what's on my wish list? I wanna eat that ass like Christmas Whole party fucked up on gingerbread Man, I don't give a f*ck what Santa said I do it cause that shit's lit So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas Ass like Christmas Bitch please I'm hotter than an overcoat Santa's coming down the chimney But I'm cumming down your throat She a BJ queen Got A+ handy game Sticky sweet pussy So I gave that bitch a candy cane Look it up on Urban Dictionary With all the shit that's falling out my mouth I'm sick with lyrical dysentery I know how to tickle a clit With military precision By dick is buried in bitches In missionary position Oh f*ck, this bitch is calling me She told me to come over For some holiday sodomy Pardon me, I don't wanna be rude But I ain't swapping bodily fluids With a thottie like you You gotta be joshing me Oh, you ain't? Here's my early apology Girl, you look like the jackpot Of the butterface lottery Ugly as f*ck But hey, she's got big tits F*ck it I'mma eat that ass like Christmas Girl, I don't give a f*ck about Presents underneath the tree None of those gifts mean shit to me But you know what's on my wish list? I wanna eat that ass like Christmas Whole party fucked up on gingerbread Man, I don't give a f*ck what Santa said I do it cause that shit's lit So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas Whisper in my ear Tell me that you been naughty White Christmas on your face Like Bing Crosby Like, what the f*ck you think this is, bitch? I'mma eat that ass like Christmas She drunk off eggnog Hunting for a dick to blow Got my pubes feeling like mistletoe So I whip it out Tell her she can kiss this Then I'mma eat that ass like Christmas I met this jewish girl named Veronica Told her she could Blow my dick like a harmonica I'm on the bed getting head Like a yarmulke Then I'mma eat that ass like Hanukkah Dad, what the f*ck? We're trying to be rappers Oh f*ck, is it on? I don't give a f*ck about Presents underneath the tree None of those gifts mean shit to me But you know what's on my wish list? I wanna eat that ass like Christmas Whole party fucked up on gingerbread I don't give a f*ck what Santa said I do it cause that shit's lit So I'mma eat that ass like Christmas
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