Roll Up

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Verse 1	(led by the instructors)	
		Roll up, Roll up! 
		We promise you the time of your lives.
          (shout)	(Oh, such exciting things to do!)
		And there’s a chance 
		That nearly everybody will survive!
          (shout)	(With just a broken leg or two!)
		Your confidence will grow, you’ll gain some self-esteem,
		As you pull together, working as a team.
		And if it comes to pass you get an injury,
		It’s only ninety miles to the nearest A & E!

Verse 2       	(led by the kitchen staff)	
		Roll up, Roll up! 
		Oh, such delicious dishes we create.
          (shout)	(And not the slightest trace of horse!)
		Our food comes fresh 
		From out the freezer straight onto your plate.
          (shout)	(Via the microwave, of course!)
		The children don’t complain, there’s very little waste,
		’Cause we find lots of ketchup covers up the taste!
		And if it comes to pass your guts go into shock,
		It’s only ninety yards to the nearest toilet block!

Verse 3       	(All)	
		Roll up, Roll up! 
		Experience some style and luxury.
          (shout)	(Yes, our furniture’s antique!)
		The beds and chairs 
		And tables are as ancient as can be.
          (shout)	(Well, they certainly all creak!)
		Some window frames have glass and very little rot,
		And every bath has water which is sometimes hot.
		And if it comes to pass you want more pamperin’,
		It’s only ninety minutes to the nearest Premier Inn!
          (shout)		ROLL UP!

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