No Rice

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Tom Lehrer

Thomas Andrew Lehrer (born April 9, 1928) is an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He has lectured on mathematics and musical theater. Lehrer is best known for the pithy, humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and 1960s. more »

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No rice, no flowers,
Friends I can't abide'll
Give me no bridal
Showers.
No invitations
To our relations,
I wanna catch 'em nappin'
Oh no, It's gotta just happen

No fake good wishes
No in-laws dispatching
Hundreds of matching
Dishes
No electric toasters
No silver coasters
In elegant fancy wrappin' 
Oh, no It's gotta just happen

And when the time is right if ever
We'll turn to each other some night maybe never
No scenes dramatic
No operatic
Duets
Just "Hey,
Whaddaya say?
(spoken) Let's!
So as I've often stated

If I'm gonna wed, it
Won't be premedit ated
I'm not sure it's going to happen
I'm not so sure I want it to happen
But if it happens
It's gotta just happen
Just
Like
That!

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