I'M A NATURAL BORN CUNT

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Right then folks
I've had enough of all these soppy tarts wandering around complaining n moaning about everything
Alright you've got nothing to complain about
You're living the little fuckin dream over there ent ya
Oi when I do something you maybe don't quite like
Fuckin button it
Wind ya neck in alright you little twat
Lemme give you some examples like the other day
I killed ya sista
So fucking what
Dropped your phone
Man up
I burnt ya fuckin sausages
So fucking what
I swore at your kid
I married your dog
I threw pg tips out the winda
I trod on your new shoes perhaps have em a little crease
I don't give a shit
N I tell you why its cus im a natural born cunt
I came out the womb like this
I came out the womb a cunt
So f*ck off

Honestly mate he's right
I'm tired of all these whinging fuckin whiny whiny whinging cunts
Crying about the smallest of things like mate I don't care
If I walked into your house uninvited I don't give a fucking shit
If I've opened your fridge after walking into your house uninvited
I'm taking what I want I fucking shit a give
Honestly if I walk past your car n my coat dings the bloody wing mirror
Do you know what im gonna do?
I'll punch the cunt off cus I don't care
You'll just whine about it
Ohh you're gonna have to pay for a new wing mirror you know
I know n your people are gonna have to pay for your funeral if you carry on
Fuckin ell
Oh no you've stomped on me tyre me car
F*ck off I don't care
You know why?
Cus I'm a natural born cunt
N I came out the cunt a fucking cunt
N im gonna remain a cunt for the rest of my life
So the word of advice to all you cunts out there who keep complaining
Grow up n start being a cunt like me

These blokes have got the right idea
I can be a cunt all I want because I am a cunt
The other day I used me mates bonsai tree he's been curling up for 10 years as a toothbrush
Worked mint
Then I went out to his back garden
Got his premier league football signed by barry garlow
Booted it over the fence 10 metres into turkey
But the thing is I can do these things cus I was born a cunt naturally
So im allowed to do it
But if ya don't like it you're probably more of a cunt than I am
Because I'm being a cunt being a cunt
But you're being a cunt because I'm being a cunt do you know what I mean
I'm a natural born cunt
You're a cunt for no fucking reason
So fuckin grow up will ya

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