GRAVY, EGG N DIRT MILKSHAKE

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Right then you lot hello hows it going
Right its a little bit cold outside today a little bit nippy
So im gonna be stayin in and showing you lot how to make a gravy egg n dirt milkshake
Thats right you heard me, gravy egg and dirt
First thing, go get some bisto gravy out the cupboard
You can choose kichichichcichicken or beef gravy, its up to you mate
Whack it in the stove get some boilin water over
Bosshh you got some fuckin gravy
Get an egg crack it in the pot
Go aatside rummage around you wanna find some premium dirt alright
Some dirt
Get some dirt out the graand take it with ya hand n whack it in the pot
Now youve got gravy egg n dirt in that pot
Whack it on the blenda
Set it on full paaaa
Set it for 15 minutes, its just gonna be spinnin away for 15 whole minutes
N by the time youve finished you pour it inta a cup
Gravy egg n dirt milkshake

Right ive got a little plan now that ive got me gravy egg n dirt milkshake
Im gonna head right daan to spoons and im gonna pull a public prank
So meet me there
Woladjldjosa[lalo

Right were at spoons now
Im gonna go over to this table look theres two blokes sit on this table lets see
Yeah its an alright pint this
Right you lot ay ay ay over here
Alirght pal
Over here, over here pal ive got something for you to try, d'ya wanna try it
Got a little cup each
What is it mate looks a bit funky
Oh its a milkshake
Ohhhhhh
Made it meself, home made
Oh yeah, home made? Home made
Bloody ell, thats pure filth
Do you wanna give it a go
Yeah alright lets give it a go
Mystery flavour, youve gotta try n guess which flavour
Ill give it a whirl alirght here we go
Alright then bottoms up mate alright lets go
Cheers
(dyin sounds)
How is it?
What the f*ck is that
Mate what have you put in that, thats an interest flavour
Ohhhh bloody hell thats got somethin to it mate
I think I need to get out of here im gonna leave
Oi mate I dunno what youve put in this but I feel like shit
Ill be back later
Dont try this at home kids
Ahhh you little

Well bloody crickerama
I dunno what was in that bloody milkshake
But it did something to me
Something norty, I was bouncin off the walls all day
And do you know what happened
My muscles got bloody huge, I looked like prime dorian yates for about 50 minutes
N I couldnt figure out what was in that bloody milkshake
It tasted pure horra
But it did something norty to me
Something dirty
Bit eggy
Made me thick like gravy
Uhghhhh

Well I tell you what mate that fucking milkshake tasted like absolute shit
But after a while I felt me muscles grow expanding
I walked out the spoons n punched a guy through a fuckin clocktower
It tasted like shit but the effects ahhhh theyre fucking worth it mate let me te

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