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Grundog Skip

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Alright pal, fancy a game of darts?
Oh id love a game of darts mate ehgeh
Go on then let's av it yeah
Alright I've got three in me pocket, you got err
Yeah I got em fella dont you worry
Do you wanna be the man who calls out the numbers
Ohhhh yeah yeah alright mate, well where we gonna hold this event?!?
Just over there by the dart board mate just by the winda
Ohhh yeah yeah
Yeah see that one
Theres a huge crowd here too, can you hear em wow!!!
Coorrrrr they know thats why we told em earlier
Well shall we begin
Right here we have twoooo people playing darts
On the left we have almus the steamroller thompson thommersonahhhhhhh
Yeah thank you thank you very much thank you thank
And on the right we have jurdy the fire engine anderson
Right good luck pal
Good luck
Here we go, you go first yeah (yeah I'll go first)
Uh oh uh ohhhh ah 17!
Here we go uahhh ohh bloody ell uaaah
Come on now bloody ell
Uuaahhh 210!!!
How have I done that, thats not even possible, wuuahh I know
Uuughah I guess I have
Wuh oh oh 3 42!!!
Im in a good position here, here we are dont think hes getting out of this one
Wuah hwum f*ck me huahah
381! Yes!
F*ck
I may as well throw with me eyes closed then aye
Yeah go on then, give it a go
Huuah oo alright uhhh yep
(gas leaking)
Ohhh no
Whats that smell
Oh no hes hit the gas line!!!
Oh no no ohhh its gas oh no no no no
Oiii oi oi no mate dont light up that cig youre next to the gas line which is next to the dart board
Ohhhh crickey
(explosion)
Ohhhh
Everybody get out
Everybody get out
Somebody call the fire engine
Will somebody get me a pint
Ohhh run away, the flames
I knew I shouldnt have hung the gss line next to the dartboard
Ohhh whos stupid idea was that
Oh im gonna die
Oh shit
Oh watch out its gonna blow!

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