The Severe Beatdown of Johnny Panolicci

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Let me tell you of my friend Named Johnny Pan
Say he had the look of a Young sicilian man
One night he went on over To Baylor town
Just to have some fun and to Shake his weary frown

Well, he saw the party lights On down the way
It was the frat house of the Kappa Gabba Gays that's What They say
Still he went on inside to Have a drink or two
And to see if he could meet Up there with anyone he Knew

But this one frat boy man He Didn't like the new guy
Though for no cause and With no reason why
He just says Hey there Buddy you'd best be moving along
Oh but Johnny didn't care Much for the tune of rich Boy's song

But he says No my friend But I believe I'll stay
And the frat boy says Well Now your plans have Changed
And then Johnny says Let's Try to make amends
Come have a drink 'cause You never know but we Might become fast friends

But this frat boy man he Really wants to squall
So Johnny says Well if you Got the time my friend I've Brought it all
So into the yard of grass and Volleyball net
The battle was soon taken And a reckoning was met

And they said a once and a Twice and a all to our Surprise
They say that Johnny broke His nose and that he Blackened rich boy's eyes
And then everyone inside The house arose
Streamin' out of the front Door like a frat boy river Flows

And Johnny knows now he Was in a pinch
But Johnny Pan he gave Them not one inch
Rather spit and gave a hard Unyielding stare
Oh but thirty boys against one man wasn't fair

Three hundred sixty degrees A frat boy every way
Brave Johnny was soon Buried in the fray
Oh their sixty fists they came Down through the air
Before impacting while the Pop-tarts sat and stared

Although overwhelmed he Gave a fearsome fight
Til red and blue lit up the Bloody night
And as Johnny rose from Beneath the frat boy pile
They say that no one at the Scene seemed to remember How to smile

But they surely thought to Tell of Johnny's rage
Of how he talked like Malcolm X and how he Kicked like Johnny Cage
And then the cop says Tell Me more about this thug
Well he hails from TSTC
So you know he's probably Peddlin' drugs

And as Johnny pan was Ducked inside the cruiser
For disturbing the peace of All his bruisers
They say he growled inside As they drove him out of Sight
For the majority is rarely on The side of right
But I know one man against A mob with the nerve to Dare

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