The Harbor Brawl
The Bards
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As I approached the Swindling Serpent full of beer and gin The sound of lively music echoed from within Below the weathered sign stood a crowd from far and wide I carved a path to the door and forced my way inside I sneered in anger when I saw them standing by the fire Three smug bastards leading their lame, deluded choir I shall draw first blood, I thought, and break free of fate's cage So, I reached into the band's tip jar and saw their eyes glow hot with rage Come one, come all to the Harbor Brawl And watch a real-life scoundrel fall Paddy-o, collect your wits 'cause before you can blink Your ass is going in the drink Chaos then erupted as a fight song filled the air I climbed onto the stage, and someone smashed me with a chair Reeling from the strike, the tavern walls became a blur But I charged at the pianist, not to be deterred In the scuffle, the lute player clocked me in the nose The pianist kicked me in the groin as he licked his wounds and rose The fiddler's weapon met my skull; I saw a million stars And realized I'd miscalculated when I attacked the Bards Come one, come all to the Harbor Brawl And watch a real-life scoundrel fall Paddy-o, collect your wits 'cause before you can blink Your ass is going in the drink As I came to I smelled salt on the breeze Then glimpsed the blackness of the harbor leading out to sea I saw the hands round my wrists and knew what would come to pass I lashed out at my captors but they held me tight and fast I cursed the fortuneteller as I tumbled through the air And vowed I'd return with a vengeance and a flair As I hit the water I cursed Fate and her silly whims And prayed to the god of wine that I wasn't too drunk to swim Now, where were we before that oaf rained on our parade? You came as soldiers battered, bruised, and broken from the fray You may see yourselves as cowards, but for us you stood and fought And showed our common enemy exactly what he wrought So, let's all refill our cups and revel in his plight And make it known a bard always beats a jester in a fight Sweet Paddy-o never knew when he sought to wreck our night That he would be the one to lift our spirits high We came, we saw the Harbor Brawl We watched a real-life scoundrel fall We'll ambush the Volsung, and before they can blink Their asses are going in the drink Yes, their asses are going in the drink
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Written by: Greg Mazur, John Bachkosky, Kevin Strasser
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