Fuck Christmas

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Eric Idle

Eric Idle (born 29 March 1943) is an English comedian, actor, author, singer, writer and comedic composer. Idle was a member of the British surreal comedy group Monty Python, a member of the Rutles on Saturday Night Live, and the author of the Broadway musical Spamalot. more »

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F*ck Christmas, it's a waste of fucking time
F*ck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
F*ck holly and f*ck ivy and f*ck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bastards ringing bells where'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls all going ho-ho-ho
It's fucking Christmas time again

F*ck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show
F*ck reindeer and all that fucking snow
F*ck carols and f*ck Rudolph and his stupid fucking nose
Fucking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you fucking go
F*ck stockings and f*ck shopping, it just drives us all insane
Go tell the elves to f*ck themselves
It's Christmas time again

You sentimental bastards

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