Christmas Rap 2023
Horse Hunters
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The festive season might test your reason But for me it's a chance to season like a cast iron pan I'm the last iron man God gave me heart like I'm Alice in Christmas land You can't understand this I'm speaking Christmas language of courseses I never stop cunting I never stop hunting like Horseses You can't stand mass The North Pole is my favourite land mass 'Tis the season for a Christmas treason So I rode a horse like it was my friend Down the road I took my steed And round the bend I saw my friend Jackson Bailey Davis Named after a horse Held my father's shotgun Typically kept above the fireplace He took it down from the fireplace Used to hunt a horse Seven generations ago He died five generations ago I count to fifty three (One, two, three, four, f) Y'all ever seen a film A christmas film I ain't never seen a christmas fil m with horses in it I dismount and once again count (One) This isn't like a film with horses in it This is a song with horses in it Father told me to get my own place I looked into Christmas towns Found a place in Finland with some towns The North Pole is not a land mass It's Christmas time Drink some wine (wine) Don't you know it's time to shine Rise and shine Like morning time Christmas presents in the morning time Open them up Good shit Ho ho ho (Eeh) Santa likes to go (Yeah) Around to houses leaving presents yo (Ooh) You better be good Cause you never know (Yah) If he'll eat you in your sleep oh no oh no (Hoo hoo hoo) That would be unfortunate (Yo) Not good at all (Ey) I was told to write some bars so l'll lay em down (Ey) Come take a trip with me to Christmas town (Okay) There's snow and elves and snow and ice (Yah) Ice on my wrist am I right? (Yeaaahhh) Christmas is coming Shoutout my boy Krampus He brings me presents He's better than Santa Riding on Santa's sleigh Pulled by reindeer not horses, okay I'm not named after a horse, motherfucker Just to reiterate on my point about the horses Even if I was named after a horse It would probably Rudolf Because he's coolest of them all and yeah (Rudolf is not a horseses) We out here opening up our presents While I'm embodied by the presence of the Lord Jesus Christ He's with me He's my guy Christmas Day open up my stockings All I got was coal That's a joke, I like F*ck I fucked it up Let me start again (No) Yes (This is all going in) F*ck, w-okay Let me just go straight from where I Christmas Day open up my stockings All I got was coal That's okay, eat that shit Put on more mass than the North Pole CHRISTMAS DAY OPEN UP MY PRESENTS ALL I GOT WAS COAL THAT'S OKAY, EAT THAT SHIT I GOT MORE MASS THAN THE NORTH POLE Shoutout Christmas Music I like hearing the sounds in my ears Like the jingle and the sound of the sleigh in the sky I don't mind when the Christmas guy comes by Delivering me presents That don't make me want to cry (Aw) Horse (Ew) Did you get the "I'm not a horse" bit? (Um, it's fine) Oh, okay Honestly, this is like the most ideal way of doing this (Just keep going, I'm still recording) (Yeah, just) It's alright, B-roll is like (Jackson, shut the f*ck up) (Augh) I'm hanging from the branch of a tree Got that Christmas drip hanging all over me A bird starts pecking out my eye But I don't care I don't need my eyes to see Christmas time Oh yeah (Jackson Barley Jarvis) Like from Iron Man? (What are you?) (What are you?) (What are you?) Okay, I've got another one (What are you?) (What are you?) (What are you?) Are we still going? (Yeah) Fire I'm gonna hang Santa from my wall with a noose I'm gonna kill him and rap around his neck That's all Because I don't like Santa Shoutout Krampus Krampus for the win 2020 2K23 Love that shit Krampus all my life Krampus all my love Krampus all my soul
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Written by: Faith Birkett, Hazel Schweinsberg, Jackson Davis, Owen Andrews
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