Underwear for Christmas
Eugene Ruff-Wagner
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Lyin' on my back in a hospital bed Waitin' for the end of the line to come I ain't a rich man but I'll tell you what I got I got a four-leaf clover and a guitar to strum My family up and moved to California They all came back to say goodbye My grandson cried what's so great about Heav'n So I sang him a song to dry the tears from his eyes In Heaven you don't get underwear for Christmas In Heaven you don't have to eat your lima beans They've got pizza and ice-cold Coca-Cola Angel food and chocolate ice cream In Heaven you don't get underwear for Christmas The young lad said Oh Grampa are you sure That doesn't sound quite right to me 'Cuz when you die you get a halo and wings Play a harp on a cloud for eternity I said sure that's what they tell you on the TV Sure that's what they want you to think Heaven is more than you can imagine A party on the patio with bottomless drinks In Heaven you don't get underwear for Christmas In Heaven you don't have to be in bed by 9 They've got all-night movie marathons Free popcorn and chocolate ice cream Best of all you don't get underwear for Christmas Soon it was my time to go An angel walked me to the pearly gates St. Peter said oh no no no no I think I'll have to set you straight In Heaven we all get underwear for Christmas In Heaven we all have to keep our skivvies clean We take turns at the all night laundromat Endless quarters for all the machines Just kidding - we don't get - underwear for Christmas In Heaven we don't get underwear for Christmas In Heaven we don't have to work out at the gym We've got Taco Tuesdays, Fish on Fridays Donuts and chocolate ice cream In heaven we don't get underwear In heaven we don't get underwear In heaven we don't get underwear for Christmas
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