Happy Holiday's (The War on Christmas)

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DJ DJ IN DA HOUSE

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DJ in the house
I'm coming at you with some holiday tunes
Celebrating holidays from across the world
Let's get into it

Hanukkah, let's have some fun
Eight nights of partying under the sun
Get together, spin the dreidel
Let's get another round for this table

What does it have to be about Hanukkah
It's Christmas time, goddammit
Jesus didn't die for you to sing about other cultures
you communist bastard

Don't forget Diwali man
Celebrate with my Hindu friends
Light it fights the evil's and
Lunar New Year lights up the land

Celebrate on Bodhi Day
On the day Buddha reached the state
Enlightened and a wise old man
He reached the gates of Nirvana's land

Buddha
Why aren't you singing about Jesus, goddammit

Boxing Day with my British friends
Another night of gift-giving never ends
Don't you want a cashmere sweater
Cuddle up with your loved one under the weather

Kwanzaa comes in full display
Six whole days to celebrate
Karamu with the community
Celebrating heritage and unity
Time of year is a time for peace
Celebrating love and equality
It doesn't matter what you celebrate
All that matters is you end the hate
Give the one you love a gift
Remember we're all human and
help someone in need you see
Remember it's a time for love

You fucking snowflake
What's so bad about Christmas, goddammit
You didn't mention it once
You didn't mention it once the whole song!
Jesus Christ did not die
to not be recognized!
Are you offended by Jesus?
Are you offended by Jesus?
Goddammit, I'm a religious man
I want one thing in life,
It's to hear a song about Santa Claus and elves!
You fucking give me this holiday bullshit?
I fucking hate you!!!

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