Columbus Highway Patrol

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Alright
Alright
Check it out
Check it out
Check it out
You know what the f*ck it is
Look
Look
Your in for something
Your really in for something now
A city bridge just crumbled to the ground
It reminded me of my past but it doesn't remind me of shit now
We're solid as the steel forged where I'm from I'm a force to be reckoned with
I'll be on Forbes before forty I just don't know how yet
Pow Pow Pow Pow!
I got that half pound for half what the dispensary sells I smoke too much to pay full price on an ounce
Now now now now!
I just missed the ledge at the top of the stairs and did a nut split on my skateboard coming down like
Damn ow ow ow ouch!
My dick swelled so bad the doctor gave me Oxy and my head went right
Down down down down!
It brought me back to Thomas Boulevard on the couch
Gettin' head from a little girl while a stretch my toes when the
Seven deadly sins mix with the boredom and adolescence it taught lessons we can't afford with
Oxycodone from Florida
Marijuana from Texas, Michigan, California
Drive it to Cincinnati to get off sick I stole Methadone pills from Mrs. Belloma
Saw the exit coming near Columbus didn't see the Dodge Ram over my shoulder
Pulled In the lane I hit the brakes she smashed into me I was totaled
I got dragged a few hundred feet In that Toyota Corolla
Climbed out got the suitcase out of the back with the pounds I had vacuum sealed for the odor
And about fifteen thousand cash not to mention the pills in the sunglass holder
The officer flashed a light in my face and asked if I was okay
I'm just in shock but I'm feeling fine is what I told him and right then when they should've searched the car
Magically my looks passed the test they said put your suitcase in the cruiser and gave me a ride to McDonald's
Out of all the people to come and help me transport my drugs that day
I just want to thank the Columbus Highway Patrol
It was such an honor

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