The Fantastic, Tremendous Bigfoot Intro!

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"Is the time machine ready for the president?"
"It certainly is!
Now, we can make the future great again!"

"Wait, I don't get it
Why did it turn him into a kid?"

"Because you can't actually go back in time, General!
We are the timelines, past and future are eternal
And the present is an optical delusion!
Everybody knows that!

"But these fantastic eggheads here figured out
A tremendous way to turn back the clock on us!
It's really tremendous!
Now, let me get to the real bread and butter
Of why I called you all here today
The real eggs and bacon, the meat and potatoes

"If somebody could get me a huge slab of beef in here
It would be tremendous!
The man beside me is Dr. Replay, the Shadowstrider
He came out of my bathroom mirror
But he is huge in the espionage ga-"

"Ladies and gentlemen, uh ladies and gentlemen
Listen, listen are you listening?
I don't, I don't see, are you listening ladies and gentlemen?
Okay ladies and gentlemen everybody knows I'm a great storyteller
Probably the best storyteller you've ever heard!

"And let me tell you I've got a tremendous story for you today
You're not gonna believe this story folks but it's a true story!
Believe me, I've got the best stories!

"So, there I was folks at one of my beautiful golf courses
Mar-a-Lago, the best golf course in the world everybody
Knows that, and I'm out there having a tremendous round
Of golf, hitting those balls like nobody's business!
I mean, I've got the best swing nobody swings like me, believe me

"And all of a sudden folks out of the woods comes this big powerful
Creature it's massive, folks, just massive, it's Bigfoot they call him
Now let me tell you Bigfoot and I, we're great friends
The best friends, he's a tremendous guy really tremendous!
You wouldn't believe how well we get along!

So Bigfoot comes up to me and he's like
"Donald, you're doing a fantastic job as President!"
And I said "Thank you, Bigfoot, who has the same
Accent as me, I appreciate that!
You're doing a fantastic job of being, uh, big, having big feet!"
And he laughed let me tell you he's got a great laugh
Very, very big, just like him!

"We started talking about business because that's what we do
Folks, we're both experts in business the best, Bigfoot has this
incredible business sense, nobody's got business sense like Bigfoot!
He told me he's been investing in real estate
Buying up whole forests and mountains, just tremendous investments!

"And I said "Bigfoot you're doing a fantastic job!
Really fantastic, nobody's investing in land like you are!"
And he patted me on the back, you know he's got these big hands
Too, huge hands, and it was like a pat from a bear, a friendly bear!

"We played golf together, folks, and uh, me and Bigfoot you know
If you can believe it, I mean I'm a great golfer nobody plays golf like me!
But Bigfoot he's got this incredible swing, very powerful swing!
He hits that ball, and it goes flying, just tremendous!

"At the end of the day, we sat down, had a fantastic meal
Really fantastic, I had a steak the best steak
You've ever had folks Bigfoot had some berries
He loves his berries, and I said "Bigfoot you're eating
Those berries like nobody's business, just tremendous!"

"So, let me tell you, folks, Bigfoot and I
We're best friends, we talk business, we play golf
We have meals together, and he's a tremendous guy
Really tremendous, nobody's got a friend like Bigfoot, nobody!
'Nobody calls me chicken, Needles, nobody!'

"Have you guys seen Back to the Future: Part II?
You know, I have an anecdote about those films
I once lived by a river, and on the other side of the river
Was a town where my girlfriend lived
They were an hour ahead of us
So every time she went home
She was going back to the future!

"How tremendous is that?
True story!
Just like this one is, believe me, it really is!
The best story you've ever heard!

"And then we sat down, and we wrote this song!
For Dr Replay, we just wrote it for him!"

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