'Blue Light Special, Eh, On Aisle 3'

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"Clean up on aisle five, I spilled the beans
I'll be your manager today!"
Welcome to K-Mart's dreams, or our nightmares
Maybe it's not too late, to get another job
Avoiding the deep end, avoiding the mob
"Is that little punk really stealing?
That's a . . . Shame?"
Floor needs a wax and sanity's 'bout to wane!
I'm soaring off course on this discount plane!
Patrons seem less like shoppers, more like lost fools
Don't get why these jerks can't just follow the rules!
The only person conditioned to scold
Sits in his office, where that air conditioner is cold!
"These little punks is crying
Must drive their mom insane!"
Soon I'll be unhinged too, like these crazy deals!
Wish I was in Orlando training seals!
"Or, maybe dolphins
"Bats and doves are not for eating, they make good pets, though!
This week only, buy one get one, don't have regrets!"
Here at the K-Mart, our loss is your gain!
Going insane, these specials shock my brain
Crazy, you can't beat this discounted rate
It's like the Nox Sisters are messing up my fate!
The youth today shoplifting
Wonder who I can blame?
I'm swerving all over in the discount lane!
Oh, no, you guys, look, it's starting to rain
Overcast, pouring deals, and I'm going insane!
Oh, I'm unhinged by these deals
Oh, floor needs a wax, and sanity's 'bout to wane
I'm soarin' off course, on this discount plane
It's all a shame!
"Blue light special oh, eh, aisle three!"

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