Bedtime Story

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Gareth Green

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Gather round kids
Uncle G's gonna tell y'all
A little bedtime story
Ya dig
Settle down
Settle down
Now this is a story
That actually
Didn't happen
A long long time ago
No way no how
To tell you the truth
It happened pretty recently
Killed a motherfucker last night
Chilling on my block
All high as a kite
Rapping on my door
Makes my asshole pull tight
God damn
Who can it be at this hour
Disturbing the peace
Can the knocks be any louder
Mr G
It happens to be
One of my dogs
Barking at me
I'm like shit man
What's the sitch
Homies looking angsty
Legs shaking like a bitch
I need some cash
Mad dash real quick
Man fucked up this time
Real big see
Five hundies deep in debt
To my dealer G
Screw that shit
That's a dodgy kind of mission
You know I'm good for it
Your ass I'll be kissing
I'm like shit
You better pucker up
Cause these cheeks
You'll be smooching
For a couple of months
Yea I'm balling
You can bet on it
So I grab the paper
And we step on it
Dodging ghost cars
Passing closed bars
F*ck the speed limit
Testing auto parts
Not so far
On this flowchart
Gonna go hard
Deadly Mozart
Sorry man
It's my anxiety
You know mos
I struggle in stressful scenarios
Yea I killed a motherfucker last night
Supposed to meet
Across from Shoprite
And to my surprise
He was alone on his bike
I just couldn't surmise
Why he was so polite
He said the situation
Was extremely manageable
He keeps his ego out of business
Ain't no corporate cannibal
This shit was fanciful
So I just paid the motherfucker
He said he had respect for me
I was his new brother
I'm like shit
That was pretty easy
I guess he saw the two of us
And got all breezy
Let's skedaddle man
Let's hit the road
I need to stop at my kwarra
Before they close
So we bounced
A little too swiftly
As we pulled out
We happened to hit that hippie
Straight up collided
We just killed Lennon
And couldn't deny
So we got to defy it
Maybe we should check on him
Don't even try it
F*ck tryna hide it
We got out of there
Before someone could tie it
Ain't no catching me motherfucker
I'm a Freeman
I'm a killer
I'm a killer
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a killer
I'm a killer
Coldblooded bitch
Coldblooded
Coldblooded bitch
Coldblooded
Accidentally
Killed a motherfucker last night
I posted on social media
To build an alibi
When I saw that same guy
Like a zombie in my newsfeed
Stalking like a magpie
Turns out this dude
Was a bad guy
Out on bail
A convicted pedophile
Suspects are male
But the courts dropped the trail
Thank God our legal system
Hasn't worked for a while
Praise the Lord he helped ya boy
By splitting the Nile
They ain't got nothing on me
I ain't scared
But somethings wrong with me
I feel slightly impaired
A feeling I cant describe
But a feeling that's there
At first I didn't realize
No I didn't care
I was blind
Until I could finally see
That the man I killed that night
That man was me
He was me bitch
That's the twist
Twisty shit
Didn't see that coming
Motherfucker
Did ya
M Night motherfucking Shyamalan
Sleep tight
Ya little cocksuckers

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