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Mael Vogue

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Y.C.V? Coz I gotta
Apply for paramilitaries because a lotta
Opportunities not coming my way
So I filled an application for the UDA
And I'm telling you now, I'm telling you
I'm a shoe in, all my mates are
What the f*ck you doing
I rock up to the interview, Mr. McGinley
Get out of this estate, or we're going to kill ye
Last week, I got the sack from Nando's
I said what's the craic? Red Hand Commandos
Lando Calrissian, my head in the clouds
They says not a mission, there's no Taigs allowed
Guy in the broo: here, what about this here course
Six weeks intern, Loyalist Volunteer Force
Pension looks good, qualifications minimal
Invention of hoods, creation of criminals
Staunch, staunch, I launch a rocket
No money in my pocket, my life a beaten docket
So I'm getting with the Aughnacloys
And if you haven't then don't knock it
Coz you're spoiled for choice I gotta
Load of prospects, options open
Waiting to hear back from a few, so here's hoping
Fingers crossed they can give me a start
I know all the words to the famine song off by heart

Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Are we gonna send a message and a blow will be struck
Nah! Just drug deal like f*ck
Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Are we gonna send a message and a blow will be struck
Nah. Drug deal like f*ck

Tried everything and I'm past the point of caring
Did an apprenticeship with Óglaigh na hÉireann
Didn't like the hours and the pay was gack
I know a fella says he's getting top whack
We attacked and we handed out beatings
I got the sack for having too many late-ins
You'd have to be completely and utterly barmy
Not to be joining the Irish Republican Army
That's what your da said
But I didn't like the Contos
They were always asking me to shoot my mate Janto
Not a bad spud, a decent man
So I handed in my notice and I signed on pronto
Now I'm depressed and I'm crying away
Houl on I says I should have been trying the INLA
Irps will have an opening, cert for a promotion
If not, try Saoradh, shit I forgot they shot
Didn't matter coz they didn't wanna know me
Bite the bullet, approach the Bon Jovis
Lonely is my journey, riding on a steel horse
Only then they turn me down, Catholic Reaction Force
Of course, Direct Action is required
Of Drugs, I'm sick and tired
But I'm preaching to the choir
They're retired, but admired
And they have the final say and so
I'm trying to get hired coz
They haven't gone away ya know

Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Are we gonna send a message and a blow will be struck
Nah. Drug deal like f*ck
Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Are we gonna send a message and a blow will be struck
Nah
Drug deal like f*ck

Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck

Having no success on any front
I'm stressed and to be blunt
I feel like a useless person
Immersed in a piss poor system
No investment, cesspit, whole thing pissed in
Listen to me when I say this is nuts
There's a serious drain on the brains
And it shuts down debate
As to whether or not we can improve
But I can't blame a sinner for making the move
And I know that they're missing my transferable skills
Microphone hissing from the terrible pills
That I sold it - hold it
Extension of the arm
Controlled it and told it
Intent on doing harm
Administering punishment beatings with the lyrical
Sinister funny shit, loquatious miracle
Incredible in general, clinical, precise
Incomparable, hysterical, cynical and wise
Microphone terrorist
A show of strength
Hyperzone therapist
I flow at length on the track
And attack at the antisocial
Behavior is wavier than any other vocalist
I'm the localest MC out, it's an apocalypse
Don't notice when I mispronounce
I trounced these eejits so that you don't have to
Nobody heeds it so I'm guessing that it's back to

Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Are we gonna send a message and a blow will be struck
Nah. Drug deal like f*ck
Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Are we gonna send a message and a blow will be struck
Nah
Drug deal like f*ck

Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck
Drug deal like f*ck

Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
And just join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
Join every single paramilitary
And just join

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