If You Want My Apples (Radio Edit)

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Alexis Michelle

Alexander J. Michaels (born October 16, 1983), stage name Alexis Michelle, is an American drag queen and singer who came to international attention on the ninth season of RuPaul's Drag Race. As of 2019, she stars in the TLC transformational makeover television series Dragnificent as the makeup and body image expert. She released her debut album, Lovefool, in 2018. more »

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My parents taught me well about the birds and the bees
And I was always so intrigued about their love for the trees
They taught me all they know on them
Like how money doesn't grow on them
So I'm here to bare my branches and give my seed away
Cause I never can forget what my folks would always say:

If you want my apples
You better shake my tree
If you want something wet
Or something difficult to get
Honey, nothing, you can bet, will come for free.

If you can't afford the cabbage
You better beat it baby outta my patch
You won't be disappointed
I can guarantee
So if you want these apples
You gotta shake this tree

My TV mother RuPaul.... Who got me into this business..... Always has such sage advice. She told me things like wear a suit, love yourself, don't blame the edit, make 'em beg for more and then don't f*ck it up!"

If you want my apples
You better shake my tree
Every audience has found
I'm the best to have around
And nobody is bound to disagree

If you're craving a banana
Believe me I'm the best in the bunch
So memorize this maxim
Nothing comes for free
I've got what attracts 'em
It's a big commodity
So, If you want my apples
You gotta shake my tree

You know what they say: "An apple a day"
And I'm a bad apple.

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