The Predicament of Modern Man
Tommy Thompson III
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This is a song for all you hippies It's called, um, The Predicament of Modern Man Back in the days of knights in armor, back when honor ruled the soul That was when Christians loved their brothers, back when pagan heads did roll Back when Pluto was still a planet, back when the moon was made of cheese Now these billionaires, these no-good bandits, fly Saturn's rings for a low, low fee Yeah, the situation is awful, reflective of the predicament of modern man One flies up and he touches heaven, the other begs from the first one's hand Yes, the other begs from the first one's hand Back when the Romans wore their togas, back when the streets were lined in gold You could find a crucifix on every corner, Jupiter smiled down and hold their own Back before Eiffel ruined Paris, back before Pitson poisoned the land Back before a president ever did care if natural man ran naked through hill and dale Natural man in his fur-lined fancy, got no need for poetry, got no need for song Natural man, he's more than pleased he knows, modern man has done gone wrong Yes, modern man has done gone wrong Well, I've been wondering what a little grey alien might think of you if he saw me now Say, is that the same slave that built my pyramids I'd have thought by now that you'd have torn those down And ain't it strange and somewhat bewildering what a modern man'll do for cash Sell tickets to the temple of Doxy Sack Lane, borrowed between the devil and God, or trash And modern man is sick and tired of all his limbs which keep him free He says, hack them all, throw them to the dogs, I want a body like a missile, give me a brain machine He says, want a body like a missile, give me a brain machine And there was a time before Italy invented beauty, before Socrates birthed philosophy When today was a day just like any other, before Facebook gave us morality Like yesterday, when I sold you so long Craigslist, and a moment later your mama bought it right back You might call me hateful, you might call me nostalgic, but modern man invented that And modern man is as much a victim as the modern man on which he's fed Modern man got a world to conquer, but modern man is chained in thread, yes Modern man is chained in thread
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Written by: Thomas Thompson, Thomas Thompson III
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