Tuesday (feat. Novacringe)
RedTheThing
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Oh my fucking god guys, it's Tuesday Tuesday is in full effect It's too good Mondays are hard, you're back from the weekend, groggy But Tuesdays are usually worse, right? Because you're in the full swing of things No excuses not to be 100% Wrong Tuesday fucking rocks Best day of the week Underrated day Why? Because ain't shit happening with productivity on a Tuesday You ever heard of some bad shit happening on a Tuesday No Nothing ever In history Woke up on time, got too much shit done Too good That's why Tuesday is the best day to ever grace this earth And you're a part of it, so cheer up What do you want to be sad about? Who cares that in college you had the opportunity to speak with Bill Nye after a presentation And you asked him a question about some theories that had just been mathematically proven That most of the audience didn't understand So they went "ooooooooo" And he took offence to it because you took the spotlight off of him So he ripped you a new asshole Because you yourself didn't fully understand those theories in front of 50,000 people Including in-person and on the international live stream That didn't even happen on a Tuesday, nerd Because that never would Because Tuesday is just too good I love Tuesday Tuesday are the best part of the week And the most superior Better than the weekend, better than Friday Nothing can compare to Tuesday The field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals What the f*ck are you doing Red? Call an ambulance Oh hey, Purple Black is fucking unconscious, Red Oh yeah Call it right fucking now, I'm gonna do CPR Yeah, I know you and Black do like to kiss each other a lot Call it right now or there will be someone else unconscious Jeez, okay then Yeah, hey White, we've got a bit of a problem here Yeah, Black's unconscious Probably because of all those cigarettes We need you to get here pronto All right, thanks a lot But one more thing, I've got to ask Were you and Green having gay sex that one time? Oh, he hung up Hey guys, you wanna see me drink this Tuesday juice? Absolutely exquisite I hate femboy Nova So you know what I'm gonna do On August 15, I'm going to publicly execute femboy Nova Just for existing, like the little fucking stupid shit it is I will do horrible shit to Femboy Nova I would murder it I would brutally beat the shit out of it I would do literally anything to fucking make that shit suffer
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