The Pill
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Well, it was a half past ten Or awful damn near And I'd toked my last Camel And swigged my last beer My whiskey bottle's empty And laying on the couch So I just grabbed my jacket And headed out of the house I jumped into my Duster She's a seventy-four With the top cut off And graffiti on the doors And the radiator's busted From a shotgun shell When she'd kick the bucket I really couldn't tell, come on Well, I was thinking fast women And Camels and booze As I pulled up to a bar In my alligator boots And I wasn't disappointed At this watering hole For there were short-skirted ladies That would steal a man's soul So I planted on a stool As I threw down my bills And I winked at a blonde In some red high heels And I called out, Jack And she said, I'll have the same She put her arm around me As she started to say Come on, laid back Buy me a thrill I need you honey Like I need the pill Come on, laid back Buy me a thrill I need you sugar Like I need the pill Well, I work hard for my money So I spend it how I please So I told the bartender To pour one for her and me Then she took me by the hand And headed for the back I was looking at her Not where I was at Then she stepped into a phone booth And she pulled me on inside Those panties hit the floor So I reached and grabbed a thigh Well, that phone booth started rocking And the glass filled with steam That phone began a ringing And I could hear her start to scream Come on, laid back Buy me a thrill I need you honey Like I need the pill Come on, laid back Buy me a thrill I need you sugar Like I need the pill Well, just as she was leaving I goosed her once more But my chest hairs got lodged In that damn booth door I could hear Ma Bell screaming As that dime went in the phone She just called the paramedics And left me all alone Well, there were hoots and hollers And giggles and scowls And the paramedics laughed As I made my way out As I passed that bartender Well, he just handed me a note And as long as I live Well, I'll remember what she wrote Come on, laid back Buy me a thrill I need you honey Like I need the pill Come on, laid back Buy me a thrill I need you sugar Like I need the pill
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