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I'm no wizard, I'm just hairy!
Useful as a bard half as scary
Need someone who can carry
Won't shave till I marry
I crave bloody mary
Not as hairy as other Barry
Can't bother to parry
Plenty brothers who's the adversary
27 shots, we legendary
Hair on my chest, sexy, very
Mask on like Jim Carrey
Samson knows it's temporary

Half viking half legionnaire
Reddish Curly hair
birthday suit so debonair
Disappointment in the Air
She don't care
Ass is bare
Vultures drop that stare
Or I'll drop you down the stairs
Peacocks everywhere
(Look at me not there)
Another on the rocks, prepare
Chase it down with Viviscal, beware
Won't shave till I'm square
Pair of doves impaired
By those wet bear furs they wear

Gladiator don't fight fair
Berserker meant to scare
Meant to strike, used to spare
Wee hairy, resort to warfare
Results may vary, hurdle ain't rare
Life's the turtle we the hare
No nightmare, kick the chair
Won't shave till I repair
Bad cut at the Hydra's Lair
It grows back, prepare
Tear your arms off, won't lose, won't share
Head and shoulders in that snare
Gotta grow a pair
I'm hairy
I swear
I swear

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