The Duel, Pt. 2
Mentos Leonard
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There you are, man Ah, Ross the Tantalum King! Yeah that's right So you finally found me! It was pretty easy, you just ran into the basement of this church Down here we are, here What At the cellar of the church We're in the cellar of the church, Ross Yeah man And now no one can stop me I can stop you, man I know your real name, remember? I know you're Herbert Feengler I know how to take you down Oh Yeah man Ah, alright, so you know my real name, do you? I sure do man And you know about the crimes I committed before That got me put in the Industrial Science Museum for the Wickedhearted Yeah, you punched the first alien that fell to Earth and stole his money Then I guess you also know that I'm from the Lead Kingdom, huh? Nobody sent me, I'm just a freelance murderer I didn't know that, I didn't know that part, but now I do What's that called? What? You're an assassin? A hired, what's it called? No No, I'm not hired, I'm freelance No you're like a horrible vagrant man I don't know what I'm called but I'm Heebie Jeeber over here You're like a vagrant that roams around and kills people And now we gotta duel Just like I dueled your brother You didn't duel my brother man You just shot him You just came up and shot him, that's not a duel That's not funny man, you killed a man in cold blood Filled him up with lead Hey man I've got pistols I've got pistols, let's do a duel You know what? Fine Jeeber You and me, one-on-one From the Lead Kingdom versus the Tantalum Kingdom Sorry I had to sneeze there Yeah I'll fucking kill you Jeeber, come on Winner gets the Silver and Gold Kingdom, and the Tungsten Kingdom No And the Tantalum Kingdom, and the Lead Kingdom all the way across the continent No I don't agree to that Come on Alright, you know what? Fine, I'll agree to your terms You think you've got what it takes, Ross? You're nothing You're nothing to me, Ross! Yeah yeah hand me the pistol Jeeber Stop talking I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you over here Come on over here I'm supposed to sound peaceful, you broke my Alright come on here's your pistol come on take it There you go, now load it up Alright alright here we go now Ok here we go Are you ready for this, Ross? Ready as I'll ever be, Jeeber Are you ready for what awaits you? Sure am, Jeeber Always been ready for that I'm gonna be king of the world baby I started as just a mercenary and now I'm gonna be king of the world Ok How about we just have this duel Well Ross Yeah Ten paces till you die Ten paces it is, Jeeber One Two Ok, can we go a little faster than that Ok fine Three Four (Here we go) Five Six Seven I'm famous singer, songwriter, actor, record producer And artist David Bowie from 1970s, and I'm here to stop the duel Holy shit it's David Bowie from the 1970s David, don't you know what this man's done? We must make peace among the kingdoms This will only start another war between the Tantalum Kingdom and the Lead Kingdom So what? That's the best case scenario for everyone involved, David Bowie That's the best thing that could possibly happen Shut the f*ck up Jeebooooooh David, listen, what if I just kill the Tantalum King now and we call it quits and forget Heebie Jeeber if you don't hold your tongue I am going to cut it off I am Ziggy Stardust as a reminder Alright, but why are you here, and why didn't you come sooner And what brought you here, where are you coming from? Yes, I'm a starman who was waiting in the sky I'd have liked to come sooner but I would have blown your minds I'm Dave Robert Jones More commonly known by my stage name David Bowie And I'm one of the most Influential artists of the 20th century Alright well you do have a point there I guess that is a fair point I'm not gonna, we can't have a war I can't kill David Bowie, anyway, but uh Yeah, that's true, I'm not gonna really do that Yeah so I guess we can't have this duel if he's gonna stand right in the middle there Well we'll just have to put you through the legal system Alright I guess we'll see how this plays out Let them deal with you Jeeber We'll see what happens yeah I can tase David Bowie though, let's get him No man don't tase David Bowie Come on David come here Yeah how do you like that
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