Football (It's Awesome)

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Linus Dotson (born March 4, 1973), better known by his stage name Linus of Hollywood, is an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and record producer. The stage name comes from his early days in Los Angeles, where he would frequently wear striped shirts similar to the Peanuts character Linus van Pelt. He is currently a member of Nerf Herder and comedy duo Jarinus. more »

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Let's put on our jockstraps
Don't forget the cups
Let's strap on our helmets
So we don't get concussed
We gotta tackle some people
We gotta grab some balls
And if we end up losing
We can blame the calls
Of the refs
Football
It's awesome
Football
It's great
I got caught encroaching
And that's against the rules
Now it's "4th and inches"
Which was also my nickname in high school
There's a guy in the bleachers
He's not wearing a shirt
And it's ten below zero
Somebody give him a shirt
'Cause it's cold
Football
It's awesome
Football
It's great
Football
It's awesome
Football
It's great
Cheerleaders are stacked up in a pyramid
The guy on the bottom can see up their dress…es
The drumline all bought brand new drumsticks
And the oboe players are blowing their best
Our team is down by two but we won't admit defeat
The game is in the kicker's hands but he's gonna use his feet
Then the center snaps the ball and the other guy holds it in place
I can't remember what the other guy's called but his jersey says number 8
We'd like to tell you what happens next, but this bridge is getting way too fucking long
Football
It's awesome
Football
It's great
Football
It's awesome
Football
It's great
Chili dogs

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