The Sock Length Song / Canzone Altezza di Calzini

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Yes, finally!
Spring is around the corner
And its time to tuck away the leg warmers
And start working on the tan lines
Are you ready?
Riding with us, you gotta dress up right
Hi viz fluo style shining so bright
Sock double trouble is all we can see
Hi-cut, Lo-cut what's it gonna be?
Apologies cyclist,
It took us too long
Finally we sing
The sock length song
Style will prevail
It won't take long
That's why we wrote
The sock length song
Hey Lee! I'm so happy to have you back on the show!
Todays topic. Which sock length is best, hi cut or low cut?
Cheers, thanks for the invite mate!
You know without my expertise this show would be worthless
Do you know how many kits got?
I've had to add an extra room in the house, and guess what?
I haven't got one pair of those rubbish short socks
Only long socks for me mate!
Matchy matchy kit king thumbs up rider
Hi rise socks, wanna mak'em even higher
Try to keep up with the BANG BANG man
Socks up to your knees, BANGING all you can
High too high Cant they make'em Even higher?
Calling that style, I'll be calling you a liar
Don't you see? You got it wrong, Lee
Looks like wellington booties to me!
Up, up, down, down, never got it right
All your socks are of different height
Trash'em Trash'em, and listen up, mate
Or else, you'll Never get your tan Line straight
Low cut socks, wish ya good luck
Looking like a beach bum, looking like a scmuck
Oh f*ck
Too low too low
Putting up a show in the style of a weirdo
I won't go riding with you, looking like that!
Aint going out like that
Trash those socks, you look like a rat
Aint going out like that
Lo is the way to go!
Hey don't pretend being stupid
Even your ignorance must have some limitations!
Everybody knows the two finger rule where you press the fingers
My ass already hurts
Two fingers below the calf, when flexed
It requires long socks!
If the socks are white, what can possibly go wrong?
Classic rules don't apply to me
Shut the f*ck up
I guess youre barking up the wrong tree
Lo rise socks is the style that rocks
Like a crit super star, king of the blocks
Apologies, cyclist
It took us too long
Finally we sing
The sock length song
Style will prevail
It won't take long
That's why we wrote
The sock length song
Up, up, down, down, never got it right
All your socks are of different height
Trash'em Trash'em, and listen up, mate
Or else, you'll Never get your tan Line straight
Is this turning into some kind of plain English project?
Could someone fill in our latin audience, please?
Tutti gli ciclisti nel mondo chi amano lo eurostile
Adesso guardate 'la canzone altezza di calzini'
E Spero che potete capire tutti che questi ragazzi dicono
Su, su, giù, giù
Sempre vanno male
Altezza tuoi calzini
Non sono uguale
Butta via tutti
Previeni la sconfitta
Fai la linea dell'abbronzatura dritta
Up, up, down, down, never got it right
All your socks are of different height
Trash'em Trash'em, and listen up, mate
Or else, you'll Never get your tan Line straight
Lo cut lo cut, that's how to go
Oiled up legs and putting up a show
White socks White shoes is the real thing
Watch how I go, Chakka Chakka Bling Bling
Hi-cut hi-cut got the right style?
Geek shuts his eyes, and stays in denial
We gotta make it straight, gotta get it right
Who makes the socks with the perfect height?
I won't go riding with you, looking like that!
Aint going out like that!
Trash those socks, they don't match your hat!
Aint going out like that!
If you feel excited or offended by this melodys content
Now is the time to take a stand by using the comment section below
Lee, honestly: have you ever worn nail varnish?
Anything for the girls, how about you?
Yes, at art school
It was a part of the uniform, in a way
Leonardo, Caravaggio, Michelangelo
Well, I wonder what the Italians would say about that today?
Calzini Calzini, dev'essere bassi
Come Sidi fanno, si stylissimi
Calzini bassi come fanno da Cinelli
Fluo style, ottimo, sulla Vigorelli
Calzini Calzini, dev'essere bassi
Come Acqua & Sapone, si stylissimi
Zebrato zebrato fanno da Nalini
Hanno vinto tutti, con Cipo-Cipollini
What the hell was that?
I just got this hobby, writing poems in Italian
Shut up! You could never do that!
Summer heat's on
Sun do shine
Lo cut socks designed by Proline
Lo's for the pro
Is the way to go
Put your legs on show
Hi-cut socks is a no, no
Matchy matchy kit all planned to perfection
Matching my soul like a perfect reflection
Bang Bang mood create a reaction
Make the right traction
To my satisfaction
Well, does that make you any faster?
Shut up!
That's not what this tune is all about!
Or you can go pedalling without socks instead
I don't fancy those high-cut socks
As they divide the leg at an awkward point completely off the golden ratio.
Im shure Leonardo Da Vinci would agree!
It's a wellknown fact that sock hight and penis length are directly related
Use the information as you wish
Anyway, the sock height is the secret handshake of the style cyclist
Hey, there is someone on the line
I amWill from Italy
My teen age son just flushed
Five new pair of cycling socks in the toilet
And now the pipe is blocked
F*CK!
Do you know how bad influence you are?
Excuse me, sir
But I need to know
Was it hi-cut or lo-cut socks?
Ah, tutti calizini
It was socks!
Don't you hear me?
I don't fucking care
You have to pay for the plummer now!
10 sad socks, stuck down the drain,
Shit, too bad, was it all in vain
Hi-cut, lo-cut, still we don't know
News gonna blow when the plummer show
Up, up, down, down, never got it right
All your socks are of different height
Trash'em Trash'em, and listen up, mate
Or else, you'll Never get your tan Line straight
Su, su, giù, giù, sempre vanno male
Altezza tuoi calzini, non sono uguale
Butta via tutti, previeni la sconfitta
Fai la linea dell'abbronzatura dritta
Yes, finally spring is around the corner,
And its time to tuck away the leg warmers
And start working on the tan lines, you ready?

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